seriously
United States
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
whymomwhy
Salem, United States
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
CatLover
Bartow, United States
Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML
wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe
Sweden
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
izu
United States
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
juliette
Astoria, United States
Fatal decision
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Anonymous
Panama City, United States
Every day is Caturday
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
Anonymous
Falun, Sweden
Today, my mom's dog saw a cat in our yard. I watched as he tried to jump at it, only to smack face-first into the window. He did this twice more before curling up on the floor and whimpering pitifully. When my mom came in and saw him there, and me laughing, she accused me of beating him. FML
WTF?!
United States
Insensitive
Today, I was the designated emotional support person for my friend's mom as she went to have her sick cat put down. The cat was aggressive towards the male vet. She said, "She doesn't like men" to which the vet replied, "Well, soon that won't be a problem." The willpower it took both of us to not yell at him, or worse… FML
My_Cow_kiM
United States
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
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HouseElf 13
Get rid of your mom.
Vidrill 22
I think it's a little much for people to be calling other animals "manipulators". We're clearly much more manipulative species than they will ever be.
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perdix 31
Kitty's plan is working perfectly. When your mom tells the truth, instead of acting upon it, you write an FML to tell the world she's nuts. Excellent!
flfsu84 3
Wow
buddy51 23
Tell your mom "takes one to know one!" and laugh in a vaguely insane way- That should help!
SparkleFace 14
Well that's kind of what you sign on for when you get a cat.
D3ATHZ3RO 15
Cats are magic
groovycrazyjoe 18
Perry the platypus in an cat form
JustJumped 22
They are manipulative, mine sit by the door and look sad until you open in instead of using the cat flap
pedinhuh 23
They are little manipulative *******, just like some kinds of women...
firefly319 7
Cats are definitely manipulative when they want to be. The real question is what your cat "convinced" her to do that has her so upset. Maybe it's best not to know.
Zehla 7
Hahaha oddly she is correct. Cats are very good at training their owners, and have meow commands to a science. Seriously, look it up.
erinxkay 4
My cat is an evil genius so your mom is probably right. I think my cat is cute because of it though. I don't generally like pets but my kitty is a PIMP. Your mom is mean for wanting to ditch your cat though. fyl.