Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, while on a picnic with my boyfriend, he got a little drunk. All of a sudden, he got up, pulled his pants down and pissed all over me. His excuse? "Just marking my territory." FML
Today, I found out that even though my boyfriend thinks that peeing on me in the shower is acceptable, he will still freak out and call me disgusting if I try to use the toilet while he's taking a shower. FML
Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
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Top comments
greenlime_fml 3
3- People aren't saying its dirty to pee in the shower, just that its gross to pee on your gf in the shower.
Badboy6 5
hahaa funny.. lol but nasty u got a weirdo bf
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Comments (146)
xxxNataliexxx 0
Fakeeeeeeee there's one just like this
lottaluv 0
I wood be all lik fuc* u
czarofandronia 0
how's he gonna pee on u if it's long distance? XD
maa_rico 4
Dear snickerdoodles Shove a frag granade up your sweet ginger butthole, enjoy it, pull the ping, and die with a smile on your face. with all my love from: Mr. Phuk eew.
czarofandronia 0
AH HA! HE'S TRYING TO TELL YOU HIS DEEPEST SECRET. HE'S THE WOLFMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BLAARGH 0
This has happened before on FML
UziTopete 0
ha I love how all re attention went from hating on the weird BF to strait up hating on snickers hah
myownenemy 0
wasn't this already an FML?
sam411411 0
snickerdoodles is annoying
Ucla_cupcake 0
Sounds familiar doesn't it?
beffburger 0
if you think about it though, snickerdoodles is winning. Because her comments are so frequent and so discussed, she has become a kind of celebrity in the FML world. Snickerdoodles, I salute you.
13__Loki__13 1
All of you commenting about snickerdoodles need to remember that she's a 16 year old kid. Some kids do what they can to gain the attention of adults. So to put it simply... she's winning. So conceptually she's peeing on you all and when you engage her you become her property, much like the OP and her boyfriend. Ask yourself is that what you really want... to be peed on by a 16 year old girl?
Phorenzix 0
that could be taken in a variety of ways. you could mean that 'the children' outcast the most worthy leader of them, just as they do to ralph in the book, or that without adult intervention it turns in to complete anarchy and chaos. those were the two that i saw to be most fitting.
Phorenzix 0
i see what you mean, nice analogy pendatic.