Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, while on a picnic with my boyfriend, he got a little drunk. All of a sudden, he got up, pulled his pants down and pissed all over me. His excuse? "Just marking my territory." FML
Today, I found out that even though my boyfriend thinks that peeing on me in the shower is acceptable, he will still freak out and call me disgusting if I try to use the toilet while he's taking a shower. FML
Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
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Top comments
greenlime_fml 3
3- People aren't saying its dirty to pee in the shower, just that its gross to pee on your gf in the shower.
Badboy6 5
hahaa funny.. lol but nasty u got a weirdo bf
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Comments (146)
mayumm 0
This sounds like a repeat. This is definitlley a repeat! the other one was like, Today, me and my boyfriend were in the shower together when I looked down and saw that he was peeing on me. When I asked what he was doing he said he was " marking his territory"
bobys36 0
wow that's not funny and yes you were trying to be so don't say your not
nikkirl5 1
that's ... special ?
SmokeyPL 0
hahahahaa epic...simply epic
Rachel_Vikram 0
I would just say that your dog humps things to mark his territory, maybe he should of tried that.
maattyy 1
He's a keeper.
PlasmaVirus 4
lol What the hell?
Wiggles_ 1
Maybe if he said it differently it would be cuter. Like... maybe having you swallow his semen? That just sounds better.
xxZombieCookiexx 0
Oh your the girl who posted that your bf peed on you :/
TrollisMe 5
You know all this talking about Snickerdoodles have got me thinking.... I could really go for some cookies right now.