Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, while on a picnic with my boyfriend, he got a little drunk. All of a sudden, he got up, pulled his pants down and pissed all over me. His excuse? "Just marking my territory." FML
Today, I found out that even though my boyfriend thinks that peeing on me in the shower is acceptable, he will still freak out and call me disgusting if I try to use the toilet while he's taking a shower. FML
Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
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Top comments
greenlime_fml 3
3- People aren't saying its dirty to pee in the shower, just that its gross to pee on your gf in the shower.
Badboy6 5
hahaa funny.. lol but nasty u got a weirdo bf
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Comments (146)
jisaac09 25
Lol, when i was moderating FMLs one came up saying something like "I was trying to enjoy my FMLs when i stumbled onto the profile of Snickerdoodles, now i have to go see the doctor" or sumthing like that.... I voted to approve it.....
taycandy96 2
yuck
misskity6 0
to 54. stick in ass while riding high horse. ******* ouch
Sekococo 0
*breaths in and sings in a dave chappelle voice" I want to piss on you" :D you go girl, Get that golden shower in a shower to get a golden shower again.
MQ_was_here 0
LOL
sighilikepir 0
tht makes no ******* sense
RKftw 0
the allience is reseeding...
RKftw 0
to you it is
123e3 0
Ya there was an FML just like this one
marie_yuh100 3
well pee isn't dirty. I'm taking a medical class this year in High school and we are learning about the urinary tract . pee isn't as dirty as we think. yea it has wastes in it but it also has nitrogen which is what cancels out the wastes and actually makes it clean:)
Phorenzix 0
You're right in some respects - urine isn't necessarily dirty when it is first excreted, but unless stored appropriately it will quickly become infected with all kinds of microbes. Either way, I wouldn't really liked to be urinated on :)
purplemnm 9
it smells and tastes horrible and it looks weird...do you want that on your body?
jisaac09 25
Ill just take your word for it that it taste nasty but, if i may lend some advice, if you think it taste soo nasty you could always just stop drinking it......