Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML
Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML
Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today. My stepmom told him it was time to go to bed. He responded, "I think it's time for you to suck one." My brother is 4. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML
Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap to find my little brother playing some games on my phone. A few hours later I come to find he had deleted all 500 pictures from my trip to Europe last month. He needed more space to download the games. Mom says he's too young to understand what he did wrong. He's 14. FML
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
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Quest_ 13
Well, that's horrifying.
AppleJuiceBox 10
Sounds like a completely appropriate time to smack the shit out of this innappropriate teenager.
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Comments (107)
fmlinact 12
Agree with last comment. He grabs your breasts, you grab his nuts and squeeze. My guess is he'll let go first and that there won't be another repeat.
evan_7899 28
Unless he also enjoys that...
Mr2212 7
I wonder if she would have had the same response if it was done to her.
thatnucca 36
From her take on the issue, I won't be surprised if she ignores or enjoys it a tad bit.
Conn3ct 9
That's disgusting.
Conn3ct 9
I take that back. It's beyond disgusting. Stab him in the throat with a fork if he does it again.
jkmartinjk 16
Murder is always another way to fix a problem.
The_9th_Doctor 18
tell him if he does it again you're going to throw out his dirty mag stash. He won't do it again after that.
perdix 31
You should start making ****** sounds when he does that. Reverse psychology. He likes irritating you, but if you make it seem like it's pleasurable, he wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot pole.
Powerfull_fml 8
A most dangerous gambit that is...
Powerfull_fml 8
Mommy, I'm scared, can I sleep in OPs bed please??
slick5880 22
Or he would never stop trying to touch you with his "ten foot" pole.
jamnglamgirlie 17
More like ten centimeter pole
worldclassrager 41
When does little kid not apply to her anymore...I can't imagine what will happen when he gets a girlfriend...
cadillacgal79 32
22-I highly doubt that will ever happen, unless she has one of those weird fetishes..........
skyeyez9 25
You were way too patient with your perverted brother. A punch in his face first or knee to his balls, then pry his hands off.
ratorr2 23
If mom isn't going to teach this "boy" about inappropriate behavior then it seems it's up to OP to do so. I hate parents that ignore things like this saying "he's just a kid" or "he doesn't know better". It's just an excuse for them not to deal with it.
chosha_fml 27
Damn straight. That's exactly what OP should have done.
lostribe 3
Your mom is an idiot who needs a wakeup call.
beneckly 4
The ****?
Reesienpiper 4
Pedo in the making... I see a white van and some gold chains caught in the chest hair in his future.
monnanon 14
its his older sister. hes a little creep and a bit perverted but not a pedo.
Reesienpiper 4
it's a joke, lighten up
monnanon 14
your white van joke probably could have worked if you called him a creep or a perv though.
laden_swallow09 35
42- That wasn't a joke. THAT was just a stupid misuse of "pedo".
Reesienpiper 4
Do you have an fml account to play professor or to come up with clever responses to the OP?