Today, I tried to send my friend a link to a really weird porno. Unfortunately, Google Hangouts popped up with a message from my mom. I didn't realize the keyboard focus had switched until I hit Ctrl+V and Enter real quick. Now I'm grounded. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
Today, I sent my mom a link to a news article via Facebook. Immediately after sending, however, I noticed I had forgotten to copy the news article's link, and what I had sent instead was the last thing I had copied and pasted: a porn link. FML
Today, I accidentally Googled "best types of incest" instead of "best types of incense" on the family computer. The parental controls went nuts. I'm now grounded, and my parents are convinced I need psychiatric help. FML
Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML
Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
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Top comments
Tomato_Cheese 22
Ooh look we have a message from our awesome son. It's a link! Wow! That odd-AHH WHAT THA **** IS THAT!?!??
ScarletteEve 33
What religious shack did you grow up in?
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_Peppermint_ 34
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If you can still get grounded by your mom, why the **** are you watching ****?
ScarletteEve 33
What religious shack did you grow up in?
tranced_ 45
hey, **** is like a basic fundamental right or something..
ourtneyc 14
because exploring your sexuality is normal? I started watching **** at a very young age and there's nothing wrong with that fact? It happens. you get curious, you look.
disasterlydeed 26
A teenager can still watch ****. It's totally a thing and it's very normal since they've reached that point where they're curious about what sex is like. What a strange comment.
KarlaC 7
I feel the same way, if OP can still get grounded he's too young to be watching that.
chinaski7628 32
While it's true that teenagers are curious about sexuality and exploration, and that **** is not uncommon among teenagers, it is still illegal (in the US) for a minor to possess or distribute ****. I don't blame OP's mom for grounding him (if he's a minor), though she should also make sure he's educated about health and sex and not just getting his info from ****.
LPac5295 27
Bcuz people start watching **** usually at young ages. Some of my friends, myself included, watched **** for the first time when we were 13. We didn't make a habit of it but when your teenage hormones rage like that it's better than having sex at that age.
chinaski7628 32
Um, 28, minors cannot legally purchase, be in possession of, or distribute *any* kind of pornography. You have to (legally) be 17 to see an R-rated movie, for Christ's sake. Why do you think "normal adult ****" would be legal for a minor? Are minors still able to (easily) access R-rated movies and pornography? Yes. Does that change the law? No. Do I think a minor who watches **** should be fined or jailed? No. Do I think OP's mom should make sure he's educated about sex? Yes.
NickACD 27
I started watching **** before I was even in 5th grade. Actually, I think my first search was by accident. Wanted a cool Eragon picture for my wallpaper of iPod and dug too far. Hentai at the bottom of google images. Got me curious.
fangirlofthings 21
Actually 28, it is illegal for persons under the age of 18 in the us to have any sort of ****
Danne696 14
If it's only illegal to possess and distribute pornography then watching it online and sending links would not be illegal. The same way watching normal streamed movies is not illegal whilst downloading and sharing is.
schreibergx93 19
This comment just fried my brain.... What teenage boy doesn't watch ****?
thatsjustgreat1 16
based on your picture I doubt you're in any
puckmaster889 14
Streaming movies from illegal sites is also illegal
thefmlman2011 37
Woah! That's why I take my time when doing stuff like that.
HoboMeth 36
If there is a next time, log out of your accounts
xChaos 29
Bad luck, mate. That must've been super awkward
cloudyface 23
That tentacle **** will always get you one way or another.
trellz17 19
What was this "weird" ****?....someone I know told me to ask....
DexBanWhore 6
there obviously doing research.
Tomato_Cheese 22
Ooh look we have a message from our awesome son. It's a link! Wow! That odd-AHH WHAT THA **** IS THAT!?!??
freya1998 23
maybe the link gave something away too, like www.xxxweirdsneakysexthings69xxx.com
AmandaLe 11
should've changed your name and picture. Pretty much just about everything that would've linked back to you. fyl.
aeryn97 17
Haha oops. couldn't make the excuse that it was a weird virus that sent her the link? that's what I'd have done.
GAeroNKissR 26
should have pretended you had no idea about her message & ignored it...then claimed your account must of been hacked. uhh, I mean...good for you for fessing up & not fibbing!