Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML
Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML
Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML
Today, I was babysitting my niece and let her watch cartoons on YouTube while I cooked dinner. She screamed as I was cutting up carrots and I cut myself. She had turned on an episode of Happy Tree Friends and was now crying and wouldn't stop. My brother thumped me for not watching her. I now have a cut hand and black eye. FML
Today, after getting my appendix taken out, we had to drive over five sets of railroad tracks. Then, my four year-old brother decided to punch me in the stomach because, "I took away his mommy for two days." FML
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
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IAMLALA 0
that's your parents fault for failing to teach their kid how to behave.
MattCole 0
You should throw toys right back at him until he either learns not to **** with you or he goes unconscious.
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Comments (85)
htownlove 0
lol aww that sucks
reyemrein 0
Second! Give him some beer that wil put him to sleep.
Monikabug 9
Uh, yeah that sucks! OP, you probably should have taken the toy cars away from your brother, the mini-Hulk, who somehow was able to bust your lip at the ripe age of 3. He's a baby! He doesn't know better, but you should know that if a tiny child is causing you physical pain with a toy, YOU TAKE IT AWAY and give him a stuffed animal! Sorry OP but you definitely deserved this one.
BenLarge1 0
Have you EVER tried to babysit a 3 year old? They throw things HARD
thor89 0
He should Join the Yankees
gloogle 0
hes too good for them
applesmoothiee 2
By the time he's 3 most kids know that they hurt someone when they throw stuff at them. I should know. I have three little brothers *looks at bruises*
thefull9yards 4
ouch I know what u mean I have a 2 yr old bro
alleyx3 0
I would smack him silly.
crazycornn 0
this X)
MetroidSlayer01 8
If he got yelled at for something as dumb as not controlling him, what do you think would happen if he snaked him?
MetroidSlayer01 8
*smacked
Philosophic 0
Pussy..
killerviral 0
it's time for 100proof vodca
soccerrocks 0
lol or intestine sanitizer
asianwolf 2
that's probably why your parents yelled at you; because you didn't take away the toy.
pipp360 0
that's a tough age! I have a 4 year old brother..., ugh
woofis 0
I hate family injustices
FYLDeep 26
YDI, for not controlling him... The correct response was right in the FML.
Austino713 0
defoinition omf bad parenting i think so... but hey now ur rdy for the real world!
NotMeh 0
awwww
The__Redneck 7
--If he got yelled at for something as dumb as not controlling him, what do you think would happen if he snaked him?-- Same thing, but he'd feel a lot better about it after he smacked the little shit. And don't be afraid to tell y our parents not to hold you responsible for their shitty parenting skills.
junolee 0
I would snack you any day too Hun (..?)
JustStopSucking 0
FY parents L for having two shitty kids
ps2stony 0
a lip for a lip makes the world go round, remember this
kjhowse 0
who cares
StoD_fml 0
He threw car at ur mouth and made u bleed?? ooooh ! that's what she said
Karynthebabe101 0
67- I love your picture lol!
kawaiixalice 15
Ouch.
nomnommonster 0
I experience daily because I live in a family of nine children. :I
bandana01 0
oh that blows I'd be mad but of cource I never get yelled at lol
MattCole 0
You should throw toys right back at him until he either learns not to **** with you or he goes unconscious.
jellybean120 10
Oh, no! That's so cruel! Lol!
MrsUchiha 0
Pretty sureee that's illegal...
koolitaliano 0
it's not, I have 2, 3 yr old cousins, can't wait till they start
Spirit_Of_Nature 0
LOL omg that was so funny XD even though it's wrong
Ambiguous404 6
Does ops brother even lift?
MjSmittys 0
tell him were playing hide and seek thenjust leave. e.e
SeedlessMe 13
Yeah, really- that's how my older brother used to 'babysit' me!.....
SeedlessMe 13
Ummm That's not the comment I replied to..
cookie_monster2 0
Oh my god. You poor little girl. I know that feeling, although my sister never made me bleed. FYL. Again my sorrys for you.
deathcab7 0
what an evil little child. last time I babysat , I got a fork thrown at me. not pleasant. !
BMaC101 0
# 8 - The OP is a guy, due to the name Moneyman.
cookie_monster2 0
oops sorry lol. i didn't read the name...
IAMLALA 0
that's your parents fault for failing to teach their kid how to behave.
Domonator 16
Agreed. Parenting skills are sadly lacking, here. OP, if your little brother heard them yelling at you, there is no hope unless you make him afraid of you (safely, of course).
fisheatsbear 6
that sounds just like my dad. "they threw that at you? that's your fault for letting them have it in the first place"
monnanon 14
haha my dad used to say the same thing. I used to get the blame for being hit with toys that i had been told to give to my brother. "You should have given him the toy, then he wouldnt have hit you with it." Hmm im pretty sure the only reason he was able to hit me with said toy is because i actually handed it to him after being screamed at and punched. Luckily hes a very nice little brother now :)
metrockick10 0
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It's true. He's three years old. If you can't control a three year old then you fail at life. I work at a daycare in a room full of ten screaming three year olds but I can still get them to pay attention. Next time, take the cars away from him and make him sit in the corner. Every time he gets up, put him back down. As long as you're more patient than he is then eventually he'll get the picture and he'll back down. Otherwise, I suggest duct tape, or put benadryl in his milk. He'll be out like a light.
NGM_47 0
What do you do to those kids in there!? Duct tape sounds awful! And drugging them!? WEIRDO!! Well...I guess I would do the same thing :D
EllyH 0
Your parents is clearly not doing a great job raising him. Tell them...