Today, I had the most intelligent conversation I've ever had with my boyfriend. He was getting really in-depth about subjects like biotechnology and gamma radiation. I soon realized he was only referring to the Incredible Hulk. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after watching Hulk with my friends, we spent a good half hour discussing exactly how enlarged Bruce Banner's package would be in his Hulk state. I couldn't hide my excitement, and now my friends won't stop teasing me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend. He continued to tell me how he had to piss. We carried on this conversation for about 10 minutes, then I realized that was the most interesting conversation I have had with him in weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today my boyfriend and my best friend had a very lengthy, detailed conversation about Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, of which I know nothing about. Once they stopped, I looked at him and smiled, and he responded with, "Why can't you be more like her?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who "doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean." FML
Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML
Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. FML
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kurodansei 16
Bazinga
Lilo4life 26
Learn to speak the language of men and they'll surprise you with their knowledge
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Comments (63)
kurodansei 16
Bazinga
SabresRule1 8
You just made my day, dude.
LunaRebirth 7
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kurodansei 16
lol
badluckross 21
That's pretty awesome...
Dodge4x4Ram 46
this makes me want to watch The Avengers
olpally 33
That's epic! Haha. Can't go wrong with the Incredible Hulk!
Lilo4life 26
Learn to speak the language of men and they'll surprise you with their knowledge
StillUsesMyspace 22
And I thought men were supposed to be the sexist ones....
panicsdisaster 17
giving credit isn't sexist..
PenguinBitch 44
Girls are very sexist. My girlfriend once told me to "go back to the garage, where all men belong and fix my car". Just kidding, I don't have a girlfriend. (o_o)
Lebeaugars95 20
smart lady
Raidriar 14
I would like to note that 18's comment is extremely sexist. Whether such irony was intentional or simply a coincidence, we may never know.
StillUsesMyspace 22
I will indulge your curiosity 54: it was intentional. The offense I caused in the FML community, however, was not.
supersitter 11
Haha. I know what you mean. At least he knew what gamma radiation was right..... Well, hopefully. It's not about how he learns it I guess. At least he knows it more or less. But good luck with him. Hopefully he's worth it
Pstraka6 20
Hate to day this...but boys will be boys. Let him have this one
EdenCrystal 21
Sometimes I wish I could thumb people down more than once.
jdlanam87 9
Meh I agree with you. Boys will be boys. And if he lacks too much intelligence then don't date him. Guys think differently too and associate things differently.
Pstraka6 20
Why? Because of my comment stating that he's just being a dude? Lighten up
Paco_el_Taco 17
No not because of that. Because you are one of the many narcissistic douchebags who feels the need to use a shirtless selfie as their profile picture.
squideth 18
That saying and the bullshit you're spewing is literally holding society back. Boys will be ******* held accountable for their goddamn actions. Men and women are just ******* people, stop trying to make them separate species.
jdlanam87 9
And we think differently. Boys will be boys girls will be girls. dumb asses will be dumb asses. Maybe that one works better for you!
juturnaamo 29
#58, I'm pretty sure I know more about comics than almost any guy I know, besides the one that actually owns a comic book shop. The love of comics and graphic novels is not a guy thing, it's just an awesome thing.
Infamous_Tora 12
That is a bad thing? I mean, I guess it could be but is a conversation. At least it's not like he's talking about surprise fisting
HULK_SMASH_ 7
Did somebody call me?
Soloman212 28
Yeah, the Incredible Hulk did, I believe. He seems to always be calling your name.
flame5768 14
super win.