Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML
Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML
Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today. My stepmom told him it was time to go to bed. He responded, "I think it's time for you to suck one." My brother is 4. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML
Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap to find my little brother playing some games on my phone. A few hours later I come to find he had deleted all 500 pictures from my trip to Europe last month. He needed more space to download the games. Mom says he's too young to understand what he did wrong. He's 14. FML
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
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Quest_ 13
Well, that's horrifying.
AppleJuiceBox 10
Sounds like a completely appropriate time to smack the shit out of this innappropriate teenager.
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Comments (107)
FrankHotpants 31
This cannot be tolerated, he's almost in high school. You need to set that kid straight.
TheDrifter 24
At 14 he may well already be in high school. It seems his mother has some serious separation issues regarding her "baby" growing up.
fooska 5
I would bite he's fingers off
DLT_fml 20
Take a hammer to his hand when you get the chance. Y'know, when he's not grabbing at your chest.
Mortoli 30
Lol
HAno97 12
That's pervy...next time u should slap him or somethin....
honeymoonroyale 20
I'd lock my door from now on..
gavagoul 10
That must've been very awkward for you.
sherloctopus 4
I am sorry your mother is willfully ignorant and that your little brother is a creep. I'd suggest actually having a talk with her about the fact that your brother is NOT a little boy and should have to respect your boundaries. There are no excuses for that kind of behavior.
deepthunder69 3
maybe he's just excited?
laden_swallow09 35
If that were a valid excuse, there would be much fewer rapists.
bigdfootball97 24
He's so lucky he could get away with that...
alkolaali 7
Congrats your brother is one hell sick of a perve.