Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML
Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML
Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today. My stepmom told him it was time to go to bed. He responded, "I think it's time for you to suck one." My brother is 4. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML
Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap to find my little brother playing some games on my phone. A few hours later I come to find he had deleted all 500 pictures from my trip to Europe last month. He needed more space to download the games. Mom says he's too young to understand what he did wrong. He's 14. FML
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
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Quest_ 13
Well, that's horrifying.
AppleJuiceBox 10
Sounds like a completely appropriate time to smack the shit out of this innappropriate teenager.
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Comments (107)
coffeeandsquares 10
I'm completely grossed out
Nolonger 11
Smack the little brat with a wiffle ball bat!
BrodieMike 4
I can see the sex offender registry in his future.
bosox29 14
I'm by no means taking up for the brother, BUT if he has some sort of disability it's a little more understadable doesn't mean it's right at all but just saying...
monnanon 14
is it just me or should the emphasis have been on the if? anyway i wouldnt have put up with that from anyone regardless of their disability. i am also pretty sure OP would have mentioned it if this was thr case.
bosox29 14
If you haven't noticed over half of these FMLs do not give very good detail. So I don't think you have a very valid point
iwadasn 33
How has that not gotten him into trouble at school yet?
mameburgess 7
he is old enough to know better. I am a fan of natural consequences. ..smack him next time any other female would have and been just in doing so. its just gross its your brother tho.
engineerosaurus 26
In most US jurisdictions, 14 is old enough to be charged as an adult with sexual assault for something like that. Methinks your brother will be spending time in prison before too long.
engineerosaurus 26
Don't bother with slapping him. If you're going to go physical with the counter-attack, I recommend some mace or a good shot to the nose. You want something that will hurt enough that even if you get in trouble for it, the creep won't DARE try again.
jamnglamgirlie 17
That's just disturbing. Have you told your dad or maybe another sibling if you have one?
ball_crusher 4
this is how rapists are born. your mother is a sick bitch. from this moment on respond to any similar behavior with brutal physical force.
monnanon 14
its a bit of a jump since we often are more familiar with siblings than regular people. its definately something i would keep an eye on tho since it isnt exactly normal sibling interaction.