Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML
Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML
Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today. My stepmom told him it was time to go to bed. He responded, "I think it's time for you to suck one." My brother is 4. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML
Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap to find my little brother playing some games on my phone. A few hours later I come to find he had deleted all 500 pictures from my trip to Europe last month. He needed more space to download the games. Mom says he's too young to understand what he did wrong. He's 14. FML
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
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Quest_ 13
Well, that's horrifying.
AppleJuiceBox 10
Sounds like a completely appropriate time to smack the shit out of this innappropriate teenager.
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Comments (107)
Blahblah9921 4
thats gross u need to do some defense next time
phoneYuNOlisten 16
Fight with her about that? Tell her it's unacceptable.
Just1SarahKay 11
Ohh wow...you need to let your mother know that is NOT normal at all for 14. If she continues to allow that, your brother could have very f'd up ideals throughout his life including incest and rape. If i were you i would move out ASAP and smack the shit out of him if he does it again... since your mom is no help. GL
Psycho_Babydoll 26
If I'm not mistaken (which I could be so please don't crucify me), the same argument was used in that Steubenville rape case... "they're just boys, they don't know any better". **** that. My little brother was five when he was told it was inappropriate to touch people in places like that. He's 11 now and already knows what consent is and why it is important. At 14 this kid is a teenager and is damn well old enough to 'know better'. And as his mother, God help me, that woman needs to TEACH him better if he doesn't already know. If he does it again, OP, kick him in the balls, smack him in the face, anything. And then say you didn't know any better. If he tries that with somebody else though, with a friend at school or something, he'll soon find out the hard way that that behavior is NOT acceptable. ******* rapist in the making...
aligater10 7
Theres something called a hand to the face, use it. He will know better next time.
chosha_fml 27
Remind her of her excellent parenting when he's charged with sexual assault. Which sound like it will happen sooner rather than later.
LilMsDulce 17
How is this a YDI??
pwnman 33
Creepy as hell, and OP, if you're older than 18, move out. Now. But if you spank him or something, it might want to make him avoid you, as well as if you annoy him and mess his life up doing whatever.
ghil15 8
thats hornifiying for him lol
wowthatissad 9
God help my motherfucking brothers if they ever did that shit