Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother is getting married to my crush of 7 years. To make that even worse, they're moving in with me. FML
Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML
Today my brother tried to teach me the merits of stalking women on Facebook, gave me a tutorial on how to use improper grammar and spelling to woo them and finally, "using misinformation to start a conversation." He's getting married soon. The last time I kissed a woman was 4 months ago. FML
Today, I found out that my six year-old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML
Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
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Queen_Cosmos 7
I wish that would work for me.
Torch15 9
"you've got a sexy farm"
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Comments (180)
AH1Zviper 15
I think we need to slap some sense into this generation, ain't nothing like the 90's
imavelociraptor 6
1996 dosen't count :)
AH1Zviper 15
But 1986 does
dragondude2 7
NEWS FLASH: Most people in this generation think Farmville is retarded. In fact, the only person I know who plays Farmville is my 40 year old uncle. I do not pitty you for your ignorance, but I do pitty your brother for being . . . one of them.
williamcarter93 13
I pity you for not being able to spell pity
fmlllqueenn 0
NEWS FLASH:chill out.
thisisafunnyname 12
I pity the foo
ALpein 0
60 Anarchy.
wellnevermind 4
#60 call me whatever but... I think the "news flash" there was rather unnecessary.
tuzdee1022 0
You must have been born in this generation lol your anger to his comment makes me Smile
MonsterCommenter 4
Maybe you should get a level 500 farm? The chicks will dig it. :P
robsug 7
I'm sure he put lots of hard work into that farm, show's commitment if you ask me... Perhaps the lady can appreciate that!
ILoveFluttershy 3
I don't want to live on this planet anymore
mrmerino 0
Your tag mentions ponies. See the irony?
plaguer 26
Because the weeaboos are so much better. "waifu", ugh.
anoellem 1
I'm embarrassed for my generation
olpally 33
Thank goodness you understand... Good for you :)
l23VIVE 17
Yay someone else who is smart... I though i was the only one who realizes our generation is ******
Trisha_aus 15
Our generation is not ******, not entirely anyway, we need to get rid of those fuckclumps like Op's brother and make sure they are sent to Asgard..that's the only way
TheFirstSamurai 18
Asgard? The Norse realm of the gods. That seems like a pretty awesome place.
eccentrix 12
You're stuck with Picard? FYL.
FilleNoir 21
That's kinda cute, maybe your jealous because you don't have a special person on your life?
asdaasdaasda 1
Give the bitch FarmVille, bitches love FarmVille...
SkoomaKi 28
That's one way to impress a girl...
Tali147 16
It is not a good way...but I suppose it is still a way.