Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother is getting married to my crush of 7 years. To make that even worse, they're moving in with me. FML
Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML
Today my brother tried to teach me the merits of stalking women on Facebook, gave me a tutorial on how to use improper grammar and spelling to woo them and finally, "using misinformation to start a conversation." He's getting married soon. The last time I kissed a woman was 4 months ago. FML
Today, I found out that my six year-old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML
Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
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Queen_Cosmos 7
I wish that would work for me.
Torch15 9
"you've got a sexy farm"
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Comments (180)
Parisgirl34 12
Lol :)
shrdlu 28
"Kids these days... they have no respect for their elders, they dress like bums, and their music... it's just noise." Probably your grandparents agreed with that, your parents do, and when you have kids you will too.
dusktrainer 4
I'm pretty sure you're in the same generation as your brother
_highandlow 5
No, that's YOUR generation. he's your brother, not your son or niece. and you have no right to judge him.
MerrikBarbarian 9
Sad... But I probably should say too much given I've been bribed into dates with roadkill. I'd also date anyone who was named Luke Skywalker... Just because XD ok maybe I'm not the person to be talking about low or strange standards... Yeah probably not.
chellyX92 8
Did you here about the woman who killed her child over FarmVille? Be glad that's the outcome. Obviously they are not mature the relationship won't last (hopefully) maybe when he gets older he'll impress woman with Idk, a job, car, good looks, sports. At least something that is real.
dspohn39 4
I don't want to live on this planet anymore
RemedyMarks 1
At least he's not impressing her with cigarettes or bullying, you know what I mean?
brookayyy 0
I think that you should be happy for your little brother instead of being whiny. This really isn't a FML situation.
ea247 20
I don't want to live on this planet anymore
RogueWarrior869 23
Just a heads up, coming from personal experience/thumbs down, others do not find this funny anymore. We must find another!