Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother is getting married to my crush of 7 years. To make that even worse, they're moving in with me. FML
Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML
Today my brother tried to teach me the merits of stalking women on Facebook, gave me a tutorial on how to use improper grammar and spelling to woo them and finally, "using misinformation to start a conversation." He's getting married soon. The last time I kissed a woman was 4 months ago. FML
Today, I found out that my six year-old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML
Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
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Queen_Cosmos 7
I wish that would work for me.
Torch15 9
"you've got a sexy farm"
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Comments (180)
Tali147 16
I did not know that people still played FarmVille. Apparently, it is quite popular with the ladies. You know he'll have children too, because he is obviously verygood at planting seeds...
laden_swallow09 35
And soon her belly will be full with his seed… Yeah, I just went there.
ACrump15 0
Today's society... Smh
mvems 13
What does smh stand for? In my head I read and think "so much hate" but I'm never sure...
NoFeet 4
So many hippos.
SammyS2012 21
It means "shake my head". Why people can't just that out, I don't know; whoops, I mean idk.
JoHan55_fml 7
Does anyone else see the irony in this comment?
Calyx_fml 22
Don't hate the playa', hate the game.
dead247 13
This generation is doomed. They will bring past and future generations down with them too! Also, Bacon.
parduezs 6
The irony is the excitement over bacon is also very, "this generation"
Doxy 22
She probably concluded from his Farm that he's either 1.Rich 2.Patient 3.Both
Sk8erchick98 7
O.o Wow -.-*
sryu 9
I believe our generation used level 100 Pokemon to impress
mvems 13
I friggen rocked Pokémon. No boy could resist my sparkly Japanese cards. I never understood the game really whats so ever, but my collection and stamina made up for it ;)
tim240_fml 4
Who squirteled on my jiggly puff?
lotrgeek 10
I did that!!! My Blastpise ruled my neighborhood.
CinnamonRugby 5
Playing farmville is just as impressive as still owning a myspace.
mikeymayhem_87 15
I'll show you my corn cob if you show me your cabbage leaves!
perdix 31
Yeah, our generation was much better. Chicks would be impressed if you made it to Boy Scouts. Of course, they didn't know what it took to become a Webolo.
CinnamonRugby 5
Your talking about the one on one time requirments with the troop leader right?
perdix 31
Maybe. I don't know because I quit after Cub Scouts. I was only 9 or 10, and I didn't know much, except that Webolo just sounded wrong. You what?
l23VIVE 17
I'm Star, well was Star when i quit
oneFUCKINword 8
Since when was being a boy scout a way to get girls? When I was a kid we laughed at boy scouts, not dated them.