Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother is getting married to my crush of 7 years. To make that even worse, they're moving in with me. FML
Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML
Today my brother tried to teach me the merits of stalking women on Facebook, gave me a tutorial on how to use improper grammar and spelling to woo them and finally, "using misinformation to start a conversation." He's getting married soon. The last time I kissed a woman was 4 months ago. FML
Today, I found out that my six year-old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML
Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
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Queen_Cosmos 7
I wish that would work for me.
Torch15 9
"you've got a sexy farm"
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Comments (180)
dellis44 7
eFarmville.com; finding you that special someone who harvests the same crops as you. terrifying stuff right there.
ElricMustang 23
Haha yea, making more couple and marriages than other top dating sites.
starwind3438 9
Farmvile can go to hell for all I care.
mvems 13
It's kind of ironic. Way back in the day women married men with farms and gained financial support and food. Now I suppose you're datable if you are a virtual farmers for...um haha...bragging rights? Society is weird.
Megan98 18
She thinks his virtual tractor is sexy. (;
d00z3r 8
Dammit, beat me to it.....
skyeyez9 25
Show the ladies your level 500 WoW account.
OfficeNinja 5
Don't hate. Your little brother has a date, and you are sitting alone on FML. Who is the fool?
laden_swallow09 35
Looks like that song "She Thinks My Tractor Sexy" really does work!
elisha_reyes 2
I wish that would happen with Black Ops-_-
alymartin 1
I wish someone did that for me lml!
l23VIVE 17
I looked at your profile, and im just wondering the **** do i message people on FML!?
jcp012000 5
she thinks his tractors sexy!