Today, my sister and I were reading the new FML posts. I sat close to the fan, and after a few minutes, I leaned against it for support. It immediatly sucked up my hair and started violently twisting it. My sister continued to read and shouted at me because my cries for help are distracting. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a nap on my floor. I live with my family and it was a hot summer day. Woke up in a weird position, drooling and wearing only a bra and mini shorts. I looked up and saw my thirteen year-old sister and her friends chilling all around my room. I tried to yell at them but my voice was too rusty. FML
Today, I heard my sisters fighting downstairs, so I went down to see what all the commotion was about. As I entered the room, one of them picked me up and threw me at the other one. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML
Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
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Top comments
klutzywriter 0
ouch. i'd put HER hair in it
Rowbin 0
So wait, did the shit hit the fan?
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Comments (105)
omgxonemillion 0
first
slinkiess 0
no one cares if you're first. awww, i'm sorry. you should get revenge. >:)
DameGreyWulf 1
No one cares that you don't care if they're first Oh wait shi--
lalaboricua 0
Haha
lol123mely 0
your point is?
Duckasaurus 0
FML is very important. YDI for distracting her.
cgysoccerfreak 0
16 dumbass
bossybanks 0
number 4 nice picture lol
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
FYL op I am sorry but I couldn't help laughing.I hope everything is ok
tatababe 1
this site or app will do that to some ppl
doglover100 29
I know. Some stuff is so distracting but the sister should've helped.
klutzywriter 0
ouch. i'd put HER hair in it
Nico_Belic 0
Since when is reading FML a group activity?
SparkleyTurtle 4
I read FML with a lot of my friends quite often! It's fun for le whole family!!
Rowbin 0
So wait, did the shit hit the fan?
greenltrn2003 0
lol nice try
Classic_PWN 1
great pic lola
bri1215 7
nice pic lol
winchester97 20
no I think her hair did
mzbabygurl97 0
well dEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!. what kind of idiot r u to lean against a fan UFDI. Today, im the idiot that leaned against the fan for support , and my hair got sucked in. my sister did not shouted at me for being noisy,,,,... story of your life.. sucks dosent it
izzie321 27
Get off this planet. Now.
The_9th_Doctor 18
I hope you hair gets stuck in a Timeing belt
mzbabygurl97 0
what a ******* idiot.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!♥ XD
mzbabygurl97 0
who gives a **** whos first and 3rd nn even last ...
lizzydizzy 0
so umm im never going to forget this fml. just btw
hk_fml 9
xD oh my god. are you okay?
ANTONKR 0
woah that sucks FYL YDI
DameGreyWulf 1
Your sister must be stupid if she can't read little quick stories just because you're screaming. Of course, she's stupid in general to not come and help you, obviously... But that's what you get for leaning against a fan.