Today, my landlord told me he is raising my rent next month. I thought he was kidding until he asked if I still wanted to live here. My landlord is also my live-in boyfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML
Today, I asked my landlord if I could get a dog. He said no, and gave me an illegal rent increase. FML
Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, my landlord started showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. FML
Today, the guy I have loved for seven years asked me to move in with him. Turns out he only did so because he needed someone to pay the rent since he's quit his job. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I respectfully asked my landlady if he could stay with me until he gets back on his feet. He was robbed at gunpoint in his house last night. Landlady then yelled because we aren't married, and then showed up at my door at 10pm, "just making sure John isn't here". FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML
Today, my landlord sent tree cutters to take down a tree in our front yard. I didn't realize their job included walking around the house and gratuitously staring at me through the window as I dressed. My boyfriend won't complain because he's afraid our rent will go up in retaliation. FML
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ariannaimelda 7
Perhaps he is trying to hint something...
FreakenJewtastic 0
I think he's hinting towards a breakup, my dear.
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Comments (115)
unixdude 9
No, you are the live-in girlfriend if he is the landlord. YDI for being a sex-for-rent hoe.
millerbee74 6
Go get your own place then
u1ose 2
Today my live in gf didn't take my subtle hint to move out and just paid the increase in rent I asked for. I guess she's dick whipped. FML
kelixo24 0
Not worth dating someone like him.
lolo129 0
Sounds like *you're* the live-in. But I'd say he's hinting.
josh28 4
Sounds like he has some rent to pay or does he not want to live there anymore?
cleolappost 0
time to dump him
arin2009 0
tell him you ewill give him head once a week for the same price :D
sacredeye73 11
That's why we shan't mix bizness with pleasure, Dear.
NiceOldMan 11
I think if he's gonna try to break things off like that then you should just move on. He sounds like a douche.