Today, my landlord told me he is raising my rent next month. I thought he was kidding until he asked if I still wanted to live here. My landlord is also my live-in boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML
Today, I asked my landlord if I could get a dog. He said no, and gave me an illegal rent increase. FML
Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, my landlord started showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. FML
Today, the guy I have loved for seven years asked me to move in with him. Turns out he only did so because he needed someone to pay the rent since he's quit his job. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I respectfully asked my landlady if he could stay with me until he gets back on his feet. He was robbed at gunpoint in his house last night. Landlady then yelled because we aren't married, and then showed up at my door at 10pm, "just making sure John isn't here". FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML
Today, my landlord sent tree cutters to take down a tree in our front yard. I didn't realize their job included walking around the house and gratuitously staring at me through the window as I dressed. My boyfriend won't complain because he's afraid our rent will go up in retaliation. FML
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Top comments
ariannaimelda 7
Perhaps he is trying to hint something...
FreakenJewtastic 0
I think he's hinting towards a breakup, my dear.
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Comments (115)
jhfireboy 6
This is why you shouldn't mix business and pleasure...
loserman67 36
You pay rent AND you give him head? Where the hell were you when I wanted to get married???? Sounds like he's looking for some fresh poontang - I'd pack and scat if I were you and leave him hanging for the last month's rent...sounds like a real jerk.
jobsman99 0
how many more blow jobs can you give him to make up for the increase in rent?
Egnar 19
I'm inclined to think this is worded by someone who had life handed to them on a silver spoon and what the FML really means is that said boyfriend [who may own whatever apartment/house establishment she lives in] is actually just telling her she needs to contribute more to household expenses.
UsernameIsUsed 9
I agree, I've seen situations like this before where the girl lives with her boyfriend and barely contributes to bills. If her landlord has the power to raise her rent, it's probably a YDI because she doesn't have a written contract specifying obligations.
ladyreal420 3
wow business n pleasure never work out......
thatonedame 6
his house. his rules. if you don't have a signed lease, you're SOL. inquire why, and maybe try to cut back on the long showers and only have the light on in the room you are in. you're the live-in. not him. if your jacking up the utilities, it's only fair.
Shizeffya 0
Dump him (:
Carol57 2
charge him for living with you! go half! He's having his cake and eating it too...twice! you probably cook for him too, plus buy the groceries!
Nyankat5 0
I agree with #34.I was gonna say the same thing!
1989mustang50 0
A live in boyfriend?? So he is living with you not you living with him??