Today, my landlord told me he is raising my rent next month. I thought he was kidding until he asked if I still wanted to live here. My landlord is also my live-in boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML
Today, I asked my landlord if I could get a dog. He said no, and gave me an illegal rent increase. FML
Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, my landlord started showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. FML
Today, the guy I have loved for seven years asked me to move in with him. Turns out he only did so because he needed someone to pay the rent since he's quit his job. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I respectfully asked my landlady if he could stay with me until he gets back on his feet. He was robbed at gunpoint in his house last night. Landlady then yelled because we aren't married, and then showed up at my door at 10pm, "just making sure John isn't here". FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML
Today, my landlord sent tree cutters to take down a tree in our front yard. I didn't realize their job included walking around the house and gratuitously staring at me through the window as I dressed. My boyfriend won't complain because he's afraid our rent will go up in retaliation. FML
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ariannaimelda 7
Perhaps he is trying to hint something...
FreakenJewtastic 0
I think he's hinting towards a breakup, my dear.
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Comments (115)
hopelessxdesign 5
you're dating and living with your landlord? How does paying the rent work? Do you seriously pay all of it? If so, that is bs. He should have to pay the bills too, you're not the only one living there.
tutikushi 10
you deserved it for being such a **** to hook up with landlord
Lady82621 0
#93 too much... However u are completely special for paying all rent and giving up the coosh coosh, something has to give either I'm not paying and we not doing the grown up!
ModernChaot 6
Show him how you like it, by leaving that *****!
Magnimus 4
Do you even have any self steem OP. Find another place, and dump the bastard. Seriously!
bored15 5
what a jerk. you're better off without him if he's gonna be like that.
jadejazmyn 5
well sounds like he doesn't want to be w you any more. find a new place fast.
charlieinfinite 1
That's when you say "Do you still want to have sex?"
comment11111 39
naa, she shouldn't do that. at least not without dumping him.
lh2014 7
dump his ass lol
201Blackhawk 0
Either it's over....or its on..your choice, more action for him, or more pay to put it in simplest form.
Contivity 1
In another post: My live-in GF is freaking out because I raised the rent. My landlord raised the price; thus I have to raised hers too.
Dilwann 27
Boyfriend is the landlord. Boyfriend doesn't HAVE a landlord. Read.