Anonymous
Seattle, United States
No dog for you
Today, I asked my landlord if I could get a dog. He said no, and gave me an illegal rent increase. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my landlord told me he is raising my rent next month. I thought he was kidding until he asked if I still wanted to live here. My landlord is also my live-in boyfriend. FML
Poor doggo
Social parasites
Today, I was walking my friend’s dog at the park as a favor. A stranger then struck up a little conversation with me about the dog. It turned out that the stranger I talked to was my friend’s landlord, who now knows that my friend was lying about her pet being a service animal and is threatening eviction. FML
Anonymous
Social parasites
Today, after pointing out to my landlord that they have taken nearly $6k from me through illegal rent increases, I was evicted for the first time in my life. FML
cande
United States
Fined
Today, my apartment complex added $250 to the $1,000 my roomate and I already owe because of an unauthorized pet and complaints from neighbors that our dog barks all night long. We don't have a dog, we don't even have a pet. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Landlords are social parasites
Today, in the middle of a pandemic, which has made it impossible for me to get a job for the last 4 months, my landlord has decided the one thing I need is a rental increase. FML
Anonymous
Dogs > Landlords
Today, our landlord has begun eviction proceedings because he’s received over 100 complaints about our dog, who barks constantly, and who my wife has stubbornly refused to get rid of. My wife has basically forced us to choose between that fucking mutt and being homeless. FML
d for vendetta
Snitches get bitches
Today, after weeks of asking my neighbor nicely to pick up his dog’s crap out of the common area, I got fed up and reported him to the landlord and the city. He’s now been given two options; either get rid of his dog or move out. He’s now sworn revenge on me, even though he was the one being gross. FML
Anonymous
Marion, United States
Social parasites
Today, my landlord told me they are making my building non-smoking. The main reason I moved to this old run-down building was it was cheap and I could smoke in my own home, since you can't find that anymore. Oh, they also just increased rent by 20%. FML
Anonymous
Norway
Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML
hypocrites!!
Good boy
Today, I was given an ultimatum; either get rid of my beloved dog who’s my literal only source of happiness, or find a new place to live (which I can’t afford). My asshole neighbors keep complaining about my sweet boy’s barking, meanwhile their bratty bastards are 10 times louder. It’s not fair. FML
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RichardPencil 32
I guess you're in the doghouse now. I don't know how you're going to fight the rent increase. The system is rigged in favor of landlords to let them do illegal shit all the time.
diraven 15
Must be a cat person
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RichardPencil 32
I guess you're in the doghouse now. I don't know how you're going to fight the rent increase. The system is rigged in favor of landlords to let them do illegal shit all the time.
diraven 15
Must be a cat person
xxWTFxx1981 23
I own several properties when a tenant ask for a pet doesn't matter if the landlord says no they typically go and get them anyway. I have a tenant now I'm in the process of evicting. I told them no when they asked for a dog. They went and got a dog and a cat. I use to allow one pet but I find tenants then get multiple pets. I had one tenant had a dog and 6 cats in a 1000 Sq ft apartment. other tenants called in the health department the smell was so foul. Evicted tenant there was over $6,000 in damages and 2 months lost rent to get rid of the smell. The phrase one person ruins it for everyone holds true.