Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, my landlord told me he is raising my rent next month. I thought he was kidding until he asked if I still wanted to live here. My landlord is also my live-in boyfriend. FML
Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML
Today, our landlord showed up with police and legal paperwork that let him throw us out immediately. Apparently my husband has been ignoring eviction notices for months and having vicious arguments with the landlord. Now we’re homeless and everything we own is in storage. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, my roommate served me with a two-week’s notice to vacate the apartment, the day before I leave for 10 days of working in a completely different city 150 miles away. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I met with my realtor to close on a house for my boyfriend and me. While waiting for my boyfriend, I got a text message from him saying he was breaking up with me. I had already signed the papers on our house. Now I'm responsible for a mortgage that I can only afford with his help. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
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ChaplinSnakker 0
Clearly a strong relationship you got going there
DeadMansCrack 4
Ladies, look out! Turns out there is something worse than being dumped over text.
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Comments (83)
irishdancer 0
SUCKS FOR YOU!!!
m0tl3ycru3 0
Back to living with your parents OP
ALlamaOnFire 20
Wow, this was posted on my birthday;D
ChaplinSnakker 0
Clearly a strong relationship you got going there
Intoxicunt 6
Maybe it was his way of telling you to pack your shit and come with him. :/
f_alltheirlives 3
If thats the case then he needs to work on is communication skills
ATTILA_fml 0
its okay nigga tah @ gunna fuhkk wit you cause wat u iZ Str8 DroPPiN! Dont let kno niggaz discourage you. we already kno you iZ a TrUE BeAUtY Qu33N! Juss LiYke MeH NiGGA FAmOUSE AcE! FRee SLicKPuLLA And B-ReAL NIGGA FuHkk WIt Meh!
ChaplinSnakker 0
I couldn't agree more...
sodahhhr 0
*sigh* i live in the 'hood... why can't i talk like this? You have some talent there, buddy.
EmmaElaine 0
Now in English?
n_london 0
Jesus I hope you're joking. I think you should lose your right to use the internet if you type LiKe tHiS, and if you cannot form a single coherent sentence.
kickrox 0
amen sister!!!!!
whitegirlroxurso 0
stop hating ho and get a life
DeadMansCrack 4
Ladies, look out! Turns out there is something worse than being dumped over text.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Oh no :(
psychopolarbear 28
Dumped via eviction notice. Ouch.
Inked2009 0
Ouch
jackdaniels_fml 0
at least it wasn't a post-it note...
Entity4Infinity 0
i loved that show
nokillnobeepbeep 0
"Since I just got promoted, I just thought you two should know; I take my coffee with a little milk, two sugars and a lot less of your bullshit." "If Romeo had just masturbated a couple of times a week he would have saved both those nice families a heap of trouble." George and Daisy woo me still.
FeverTalk 0
sex and the city much?
perdix 31
Ouch. Now you are going to have to pay money for rent, unless you can find another "landlord" who will be your "boyfriend." And we all know that is urban slang for a landlord who accepts payments in ********, but if you want to get your place painted, you have to screw him. New carpet? Anal.
Ilovelife07 0
rofl
EmmaElaine 0
Perdix... You make my day.
Mx_Rider 6
dude i
Gavik 0
She might even have to pay for her own drinks!
wompwompwomp 0
yo ATTILA....u dA mos ignantest muFuhkkA on dis Sh1t.... How long does it take you to type like that????? talk/type like a human being asshole
bored690 0
Agreed. WTF did he even say?
cthulhu1138 1
That may be illegal. Many states require you be given 30 days' notice. If he doesn't agree, you can always get a court order. FYL for having such a douche-bag for a boyfriend.