Today, my landlord sent tree cutters to take down a tree in our front yard. I didn't realize their job included walking around the house and gratuitously staring at me through the window as I dressed. My boyfriend won't complain because he's afraid our rent will go up in retaliation. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML
Today, the elderly couple next door asked me to cut down a tree in their yard. It turns out they told me to cut down the wrong tree, and I cut down the tree they got married under. They now hate me and tell me they plan to sue me for damage to property. FML
Today, our landlord came over to chop down our cherished apple tree. While doing so, he ate one of the apples, concurring that they really did taste excellent. FML
Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML
Today, my landlord told me he is raising my rent next month. I thought he was kidding until he asked if I still wanted to live here. My landlord is also my live-in boyfriend. FML
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Today, my boss sent me to remove a tree from a client's home. So I went and cut down the tree, only for my boss to show up an hour later, speechless. I was supposed to remove a sapling that had sprouted through the driveway tarmac, not the 100-year-old prizewinning Japanese cherry tree. FML
Today, I met my neighbor. When she saw me cutting down trees on my lot, she interrogated me and called the police because she didn't believe I owned the property. She didn't call the cops when she watched someone steal a cord of wood from my property two days ago. FML
Today, I watched one of my neighbor's trees fall into the electrical lines outside my house. This was after he took a chainsaw to the tree. He refuses to cover the damages. FML
Today, my new landlord and lettings agent made an illegal entry into my house. Unfortunately, at the time my boyfriend was buck naked, smoking a joint on the sofa, surrounded by the cats we aren't supposed to have. FML
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Top comments
celtics734 2
if you are too stupid to close the damn blinds, then you have zero reason to complain
fearfulsymmetry 1
OP, you're making this sound a lot more difficult than it has to be. Go change in another room that doesn't face the tree cutters. Preferably a bathroom. Put up curtains, blinds, shades, etc. You could hang a damn blanket in front of the window. This can be easily solved, I don't understand why your life is ******. Also, why does your boyfriend have to complain for you? It's YOUR problem, YOU go complain. Does your boyfriend have to defend your honor or something?
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yellowdaisy92 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Dump his ass
thelastavailable 13
You forgot to write the word "on" after "dump", right?
BellaGoBoom 6
Hahaha #12 I see what ya did thurr
MW2nBAKE 0
you are a stupid bitch like she is, he probly pays the bills and she just sux his dick. stupid bitch can't find another place to change?...or perhaps at another time? women
ygdrassil 17
I think it's time to call curtains on that relationship.
XxDevilxXGt 26
Try an old custom that works wonders. Curtains. HERPADERP ydi
thatguy888 0
umm so what?
tigrouficele2012 44
Dear GOD, #57. *applauds*
milakitty21 0
ghb
the17doctor 12
the alternative is that she summons the courage to complain herself
Kiyoha 0
Curtains?
Bishop181 0
Yes, they saw past her curtains to see her beef curtains
takeapieandrun 9
Lucky day for the those guys. :D
teameminem 2
put the workers on their place!
boatkicker 5
Never mind. I decided I didn't like the comment I had here, but I have nothing interesting to put in it's place. babble babble.
enoughgrace 4
woot
Zmeilerr 22
Omg I love you Sirin
thirdtesticle 0
cool story bro
mightymart 5
wow cool story!!!!! why the hell do you post then?!
lolol_BKYCHO 3
Awesome username lol
IneffableLullaby 13
Invest in some curtains if you don't like Peeping Toms.
cbranflakes 1
did you know that you are extremely cute?
devinkc 2
agreed!
celtics734 2
if you are too stupid to close the damn blinds, then you have zero reason to complain
techqueen 6
Exactly.
tigrouficele2012 44
Close the shades/blinds/curtains. Don't have any? Change in another room. Seriously, it's not that hard.
Xythenol 6
It's ooobviooouuus to see... OP enjoys dirty men staring at her.
amerwin 3
They were just trying to decide if those tree-trunk thighs you are sporting needed some work.
stronghand0331 17
I think they were more worried about the wood that needed to be taken care of ;)
Mubus 0
Win
izzybaby27 0
hahahahah
fearfulsymmetry 1
OP, you're making this sound a lot more difficult than it has to be. Go change in another room that doesn't face the tree cutters. Preferably a bathroom. Put up curtains, blinds, shades, etc. You could hang a damn blanket in front of the window. This can be easily solved, I don't understand why your life is ******. Also, why does your boyfriend have to complain for you? It's YOUR problem, YOU go complain. Does your boyfriend have to defend your honor or something?
ImaginaryFoe 1
I agree completely with #13.
Carpy 8
completely concur 13
metalwolf 17
Shes not smart enough to go in the other room or use something to block the window. I could see her needing her boyfriend. FHisL