Today, my landlord told me he is raising my rent next month. I thought he was kidding until he asked if I still wanted to live here. My landlord is also my live-in boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML
Today, I asked my landlord if I could get a dog. He said no, and gave me an illegal rent increase. FML
Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, my landlord started showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. FML
Today, the guy I have loved for seven years asked me to move in with him. Turns out he only did so because he needed someone to pay the rent since he's quit his job. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I respectfully asked my landlady if he could stay with me until he gets back on his feet. He was robbed at gunpoint in his house last night. Landlady then yelled because we aren't married, and then showed up at my door at 10pm, "just making sure John isn't here". FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML
Today, my landlord sent tree cutters to take down a tree in our front yard. I didn't realize their job included walking around the house and gratuitously staring at me through the window as I dressed. My boyfriend won't complain because he's afraid our rent will go up in retaliation. FML
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Top comments
ariannaimelda 7
Perhaps he is trying to hint something...
FreakenJewtastic 0
I think he's hinting towards a breakup, my dear.
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Comments (115)
I_Told_YouSo 5
He gotta get money from somewhere to pamper you. Circle of life is a bitch.
ToeJams 0
maybe start doing him more "favors" and he'll lower the rent instead of raising it
BIEBERSLAYER 10
That's what you get for not putting out.
Wreckless_fml 6
That's what she said.
spazz666 18
You can't make a "That's what she said." joke about a comment that is meant to be sexual...
jigsawbanana 0
Some boyfriend...
Obryn 9
Oh, damn... Good luck with that.
bc4025567575 3
My landlord is also my live-in boyfriend? Does this mean you have an outter boyfriend? lol
spazz666 18
No, she means they live together. Most likely, she rents the apartment and he just lives with her.
streborkcim 0
sounds like you're his live-in girlfriend, actually.
bc4025567575 3
Sarcasm is fun huh?
spazz666 18
Well, no. If her name is on the lease and he's living with her, he would be the "live-in" in this relationship.
bettyc4 26
whoop his ass and train that dog girl!
Just_Peed 0
Yes, beat the dog that owns your house. That'll do it!! cx
spazz666 18
"Train that dog"... I can't tell if you're just joking or if you seriously think men should be trained like canines. I seriously hope it is not the latter of the two guesses.
fahquad 4
He is her landlord. Rent goes up almost every time you renew. A FAQ is do you still want to live here. Quit reading into things. If you want to break up do it but don't make a dumb excuse to do so
Stylin_Since_97 10
Pay it and tell him it's his birthday present. Then after that steal his money, move out and dump him over text. Problem solved
AnagenisisZagus 13
You are going to make some man very happy someday.
AnagenisisZagus 13
****, I meant woman.