Today, my landlord told me he is raising my rent next month. I thought he was kidding until he asked if I still wanted to live here. My landlord is also my live-in boyfriend. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML
Today, I asked my landlord if I could get a dog. He said no, and gave me an illegal rent increase. FML
Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, my landlord started showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. FML
Today, the guy I have loved for seven years asked me to move in with him. Turns out he only did so because he needed someone to pay the rent since he's quit his job. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I respectfully asked my landlady if he could stay with me until he gets back on his feet. He was robbed at gunpoint in his house last night. Landlady then yelled because we aren't married, and then showed up at my door at 10pm, "just making sure John isn't here". FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML
Today, my landlord sent tree cutters to take down a tree in our front yard. I didn't realize their job included walking around the house and gratuitously staring at me through the window as I dressed. My boyfriend won't complain because he's afraid our rent will go up in retaliation. FML
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ariannaimelda 7
Perhaps he is trying to hint something...
FreakenJewtastic 0
I think he's hinting towards a breakup, my dear.
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Comments (115)
Darklord53 0
Why is everyone saying he wants to break up, he is the landlord, it's his job to make you pay rent so quit being a bum and pay the man.
bc4025567575 3
I agree. It sounds like she is the one with the issue and needs to pay up and give the man his money or move on to the next slumlord.
Ugi 27
FMLs are never long enough for us to know what is going on. Is he asking for an extra 5% or doubling it? If it's the latter he's obviously trying to push her out (unless of course he was taking a huge loss before that he can no longer afford). If it's the former, maybe that's the least he can ask her and still be able to pay his bills. He needs to be clear to her what the situation is. Until then not even the OP can know what this means.
Enigmax2514 7
This world is filled with ****** up mercenaries I pity op but I suggest leaving that son of a bitch, because he is most probably the type who will get op pregnant just because " condoms are too expensive"
chrimn42 0
wow what a dick -_- I guess that's his way of saying hes cheating on you and doesn't wan you to find out..
bc4025567575 3
I don't understand why it is morally justified in society for things to be 90 percent mans fault. Maybe she doesn't know what she wants and needs to stop being stupid and naive? But hey I could be wrong on this one.
Parazad 16
Just because you have a boyfriend who happens to be a landlord doesn't mean you get a free ride. Pay the man.
perdix 31
It's purely a financial decision. He's using the rent increase to offset his loss of interest.
teh_uber_muffin 3
Nice pun. Was it intentional?
perdix 31
Yes.
l33tcharlie 0
packs your bags. wait for him to be back. slam the key on the table. and say cheapskate.
hersheybar100 10
wow what a douche!
SmittyJA24 26
... I hope you're not continuing to sleep with this idiot ... "boyfriend" doesn't get free pussy and charge rent, too. FYL.
Ugi 27
57 - you assume that he is buying her. "Boyfriend" tends to imply mutual interest in sleeping together. "Client" is more the situation you are implying. Some women pay their own way with more than their bodies.
Egnar 19
Sex doesn't give you a free ride on household expenses - Sorry, no girlfriend I ever live with is going to not pay their share of rent making me cover 100% of the cost just because we both want to have sex with each other, ya right.
thatonedame 6
landlord implies a specific situation where you pay rent for living space. the fact that they have a romantic relationship is mute. no female should expect free or cheap housing for sleeping with a guy. that's prostitution.
_Finn_The_Human_ 5
Screw him
loserman67 36
I bet she already is - he's just returning the favor