Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Sleeping beauty
Today, after almost two days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Suspicious activity
Today, my husband made an elaborate heartfelt speech to a female colleague regarding her job promotion during her celebration dinner that had everyone in tears. During our wedding, he insisted on not do wedding vows because he “doesn’t like all that emotional shit.” FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
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lidemocr 0
it's a reflex. although I have learned the art of yawning through my nose for situations like this
sallen0046 4
Yawning is a nervous reaction, as well as an indicator of being tired. Weddings are both tiring and nerve wracking, so it's perfectly natural that someone would have such a response. Don't take it as a personal attack upon your marriage.
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Comments (142)
perdix 31
He was probably thinking of all the excitement he was facing with a lifetime of having sex with no one else but you.
daydreamerssmile 0
So? He's tired, give him a ******* break
Marcelb 17
Maybe not only when we're tired, but I think we yawn at least 80% of the time for being tired. Or it's just that when we're tired, we (sub)consciously associate yawning with the feeling of being tired. And because you think about it, you yawn. :P Either way, nobody will probably be reading this last sentence anyway, because they moved onto the next message way before. hehe.
Acousticpixie14 6
No, you also yawn when you're bored, or as a nervous reflex...etc. But to yawn during your wedding vows? He was either nervous or tired...probably a little bit of both.
Gummybears4life 0
He was probably tired because he didn't sleep the night before from being so nervous. Stop complaining.
Juliaa15 6
lololol. you're ugly.
Barette_fml 7
Is she for real? This is one of the dumbest FMLs.
TheLetterZero 7
So what? He was tired. It's no big deal. YDI for thinking it's such a bad thing to do.
iPunchedBigFoot 5
Eh.. Could be worse.
mintcar 10
We all know everyone came for the reception, so let's try speeding things up OP. Sheesh. YDI for writing an incredibly long vow.
angela3222 0
This isn't an FML...