Today, my husband was leaving for a long business trip to Germany. As he was leaving, my daughter started crying. "Don't leave me with her !" she said. "Take me with you!" FML
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Today, I was picking up my daughter from my ex-husband's house and his new girlfriend was there. I said to my daughter that it was time to leave and she clung to his girlfriend and said, "Mommy, I don't want to leave." She wasn't talking to me. FML
Today, my youngest daughter was going through separation anxiety when I dropped her off at school. After ten minutes of me comforting her, the teacher said, "C'mon, you have to let Nan go now so you can join in with the class." Ummm, I'm her mum, not her grandparent. FML
Today, my 6-month-old daughter decided she'd scream every time I'd answer her cries instead of her daddy. He just left for a 12-hour shift at work. Only 11 more hours to go. FML
Today, I told my fiancé he needed to spend at least one night a week at home with his daughter or we will pack up and leave. He responded by getting a suitcase. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to join the Army so that she wouldn't have to see me anymore. She's four. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a 3-hour trip because she needed a break from the baby and me. I forgot to mention who she went with: her ex. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my husband put myself and our 3 year-old on a plane back to the other side of the US, because he “just can’t” with us anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
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BenignScientists 0
Awww, daddy's little girl ... wait, how old is she? because if she's like ... 16, this takes on a whole different meaning!
GloomySkyz 0
Honestly not a FML, This happens to people alot. Its just little kids, I don't understand why people can't take they don't know half of what they're saying because of manner development as they get older.
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Comments (85)
iKaite 0
My 3 year old little sister did that to me when I took her away on holiday, only she held onto my boyfriends leg for three hours.
lovexsongs 0
aw 10 stole mine. electra complex much?
lovell_says_hey 0
I've been there... but I didn't say it to her face. Wow. Haha.
pleasetryagain 0
If this kid is as young as she sounds and you have no idea why she said it, then get over yourself. Kids say shit all the time. But there is the possibility that the secret FML here is "now the police might search the basement under the floorboards".
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
awwwww it's so cute how some people think Freud is God.
shortandloud 0
um...you're upset because your kid was going to miss her dad? And that she was jealous he got to go to a foreign country? Maybe I'm missing something but I can't really see anything unusual about her reaction, and nothing specifically against you...I mean, I used to miss my Dad when he went to work in the day. If she didn't get upset that he was leaving I would be more concerned. I'm 20 and if my Dad got sent on a business trip to Germany I'd ask him to take me with him too! EDIT: oh I thought it said "don't leave me here" not "don't leave me with her" ok I can see being upset about that
Laiaira 0
I bet it's more of a situation when daddy's home, because it's so rare, she gets lots more attention, and special treats, etc, because he's not home 24/7... he's there so far and in between that he spoils his daughter when he gets a chance.
didi666_fml 0
You better find out why she hates you instead of wasting time on this web site!!! It could be a very important issue!
wompwompwomp 0
jacque?
thelonelylurker 0
Haha that's cute.