Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. I'm blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML
Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I noticed a weird noise and asked my husband about it. "I think it's in the walls," I told him. After careful inspection, he simply turned off the electric razor I had just used to shave my legs and gave me 'that' look. I had beaten him in an IQ test not 24 hours prior. FML
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kaitlyn520 13
This one time I noticed my brothers arms were shaved, which was really weird because he's a "macho" guy, and then I saw that my razor had all these super long black hairs in it... So I confronted him and he completely denied ever using my razor. I don't know why people feel it's acceptable to use another persons razor.. I think it's disgusting, because he had clue as to what I'd used it to shave. WEIRD. So I feel you OP..
CliffyB03 28
One time I went to go use my razor but it was standing up instead of laying down. So I figured it must have fallen and someone in the family was being nice and picked it up for me. Upon further inspection, I noticed men's pubes. Now if my razor is even slightly moved, I toss it and get a new one. I'm not playing that game.
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ruudseriesx 25
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Women razors are better than ones made for men. Smoother shave as well as softer skin.
Rabite 28
Actually they are either worse or the same and cost more than the men's razors.
ARISKomuniszt 24
Women's razors shouldn't exist, there should just be "razors" that men and women can use wherever they want imo
RichardPencil 32
He probably uses it for shaving his balls. Enjoy that thought.
Konarika 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
So what? It's not like you use that thing to ********** or something (hopefully). You also use the same toilet, right?
SoulFrog 7
when someone shaves they try to get rid of their hair, not put someone else's hair there.
InfiniteSunshine 32
Those are in no way comparable and it is highly unsanitary to share razors. It's more equivalent to sharing needles, not toilet seats. Think about it, shaving can cause tiny nicks in the skin and these cuts can allow bacteria to enter and spread infections. It can also make you vulnerable to any disease or infection the other person could have, this could include, warts, bacterial, and fungal infections. Not to mention, it could result in transmitting blood viruses since there can be blood left over on the razor from cuts. You can't account for the possible infections other people could have, even with family. Don't share razors.
species4872 20
#8 Your full of good news, very optimistic.
InfiniteSunshine 32
You are so right #13. How dare I report on facts that are unappealing and may not be what people want to hear. No, I should just always report positive things. Sharing razors is perfectly healthy and you'll gain super strength from it. On a related note, sharing needles and doing hard drugs is great for the immune system and you're not at all at risk of contracting HIV or dying.
species4872 20
You bite well.
kaitlyn520 13
This one time I noticed my brothers arms were shaved, which was really weird because he's a "macho" guy, and then I saw that my razor had all these super long black hairs in it... So I confronted him and he completely denied ever using my razor. I don't know why people feel it's acceptable to use another persons razor.. I think it's disgusting, because he had clue as to what I'd used it to shave. WEIRD. So I feel you OP..
xx000o 27
It's not like it's the end of the world.
CliffyB03 28
One time I went to go use my razor but it was standing up instead of laying down. So I figured it must have fallen and someone in the family was being nice and picked it up for me. Upon further inspection, I noticed men's pubes. Now if my razor is even slightly moved, I toss it and get a new one. I'm not playing that game.
wheresmymary 22
How does one tell the difference between men's and women's pubes on a razor?
CliffyB03 28
Because I live in a house with 3 guys and my moms razor sits elsewhere
OkitaCockroach 19
You didn't answer the question at all...
gilbertclarence 9
burn
Jonfun 14
Could be way worse than razors, at least it wasn't a toothbrush OP.
AverageAvarice 23
Sharing razors has way more chance of doing harm than sharing toothbrushes. When people talk they already share microscopic spit particles at close range.
RinoaHeartilly 36
So?
itsCUZimBLACK 6
Sharing is caring ;)