Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years came out as gay. I guess I know now why sex was infrequent and made me feel like he wasn't attracted to me. FML
Today, I discovered the importance of having sex before marriage. We found out that my husband is gay on our wedding night. FML
Today, my husband told me he’s gay, has a boyfriend and will be living with him, but he wants to stay married because it has good tax benefits, plus our joint mortgage, and if he comes out to his father he’ll be cut from the will. FML
Today, my husband told me he doesn't see me in a sexual light. Too bad we've only been married for 3 months. FML
Today, my husband, who I love more than anything, announced that he was gay, couldn't live a lie anymore, and moved out of the house. I'm utterly devastated, and when I tried to cry to my friends, they said I should celebrate his courage and stop being selfish, then ran off to party with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year told me he thinks he might be gay. I took off my shirt, sexily climbed over him, and began to kiss him passionately. "What do you think now?" I said seductively. His response? "Now I'm sure I'm gay." FML
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
Today, my wife of 6 years came out as a lesbian. I moved out of state and away from family to start a new life with her. Turns out she's attracted to my mom. FML
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Nicole Buchko 3
Just checking in...Hope the past 8 years have proven better!
ArbiterOfFML 24
FYL, op was there any signs of homosexuality?
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Comments (5)
Hippo_Holiday 19
*awkward cough*
ArbiterOfFML 24
FYL, op was there any signs of homosexuality?
Nicole Buchko 3
Just checking in...Hope the past 8 years have proven better!
cable 6
did you forget to trim your mustache?
Mo_321 3
Lmao