Today, my husband took me to an airsoft shop so he could try a new pistol. We went on the range to shoot it, but while he was loading it went off and shot me. I was only wearing my leggings, so I felt the full power of that BB as it traveled at 200 feet per second at my clitoris. FML
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Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML
Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I was showing my friend's dad an airsoft gun I was hoping he would be interested in buying. It's a pistol worth about 90 bucks. In the midst of showing him, I thought it would be funny to do a fake, upwards "pistol whip". The mag ended up flying out full speed and hitting him in the eye. FML
Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML
Today, I went paint-balling with my girlfriend. As we drove she was scared about getting shot a lot, especially in the head. I reassured her that with all the protective gear it was unlikely. First round, within a minute, she gets shot 3 times in the back of the head. FML
Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML
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Emma Marshall 19
So he finally found the clit. Bad timing.
Razell 13
Funny thing about the universal rules of gun safety: they apply to almost all types of gun.
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Comments (28)
tounces7 28
He was aiming at you while loading it? What an idiot.
TheSminty1 17
And women say we can't find it.
avertle 9
Originally I was gonna say that airsoft Guns don’t hurt that bad... I’ve been shot by them plenty of times... but then I read the end... oof
alvarny 17
This is why we need commonsensical gun control rules.
newwitch2010 11
Guess who's going to be sleeping on the couch indefinitely...
DarkAngelsBlade 25
200fps for an airsoft gun is Exceptionally low. You’re lucky, it could have been a 700+ FPS gun.
Deez_Knots 10
That sucks and I feel bad for u and hope ur ok but it could’ve been worse. At least it wasn’t one of the other co2 ones that are upwards of like 300. Anyway, he probably should figure out how to load it and not point it at u while doing it. Hope ur ok
RichardPencil 32
Premature discharge, eh? I’m guessing this isn’t the first time he’s given your clit a disappointing surprise.
jabc34 9
brings a whole new meaning to flicking the bean
Mightytall 35
Do not under any circumstances let him ever handle a real firearm around you or someone you love!