Notre_Dame_714
United States
Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gun control
Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML
Birthday Surprise
Fayetteville, United States
Today, my parents thought it would be a great surprise to accidentally shoot me in the leg for my birthday. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Old banger
Today, I went shooting with my dad and he brought his grandfather's rifle with him. I’ve never shot it before and he told me to be careful with it. The bullet exploded, ruptured the barrel, cut my face, and made me deaf in one ear. Dad still blamed me for “not shooting it properly.” FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
Emily
Gun control
Today, only a few hours after getting certified and buying my first pistol, I dropped it and blew off two of my toes. FML
AquaRevolver
New Zealand
Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML
ZombieGirl0417
Jupiter, United States
Thanks Susan
Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML
raebelle
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
myfamilyisodd
United States
Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML
Top comments
pastel_fml 18
This is why you go through gun safety first.
Okamigurl 16
A foot is better than getting it in the ass any day in my book..
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Okamigurl 16
A foot is better than getting it in the ass any day in my book..
Raxy_fml 18
And a bullet in your ass is better than a bullet to the head. What's your point? just telling OP worse could've happened?
Iwannarock1 19
Did you shoot her back?
Mike3399 13
Thinking it just meant as a joke 11
larrena2377 26
Or to your private parts...ow..
catbat62 9
Or the face
gatorclay97 28
Are those the only two options...?
VitalDistance 14
Hey Family bonding am I right?
LOLouis_fml 24
Yes. You are.
pastel_fml 18
This is why you go through gun safety first.
xlord 27
Now we just need to make the American police go through gun safety. (Sorry in advance, I couldn't help myself)
davidpropert 32
Not all cops are incompetent rascists. The few who are give the majority of cops a bad name (assuming youre referencing the recent occurences of white cops shooting unarmed black men)
soulreaper12296 28
If they were going to a gun range they've probably already gone through gun safety. Just because you know how to be safe doesn't mean accidents can't happen.
FragrantSalmon 12
Why are we discussing about cops now? Go to reddit if you wanna bring up different subjects that are not related to the story.
AndyPurdy 31
ouch
noberg 14
Gotta watch out for them mamas!
604 11
'murica!
jerryj 27
'NRA!
darknut79 17
Whenever anyone says "'merica" their opinion is instantly null and void
604 11
Well then it's a good thing I said "'murica" isn't it?
gracehi 33
What's wrong with being right-wing and toting guns? If being a right-wing gun toter is wrong, then I don't wanna be right! ... Or left.
xKrisSmoove 21
She was trying to catch a wabbit by your foot, did you go and see the Doc?
lexiieeex3 32
Well isn't that telling...
Ben12345_fml 18
I need more backstory
angiee_baybee 15
I guess that's pay back for the pain she felt during your birth. (Not meant as an insult)
thelegendarycarl 12
OP's mom could have had a c-section.
EbyKat 16
C-sections hurt like a b*tch after the fact. They cut through your stomach muscles to get to the baby and that can take longer to heal. Plus you are healing with a newborn needing all your attention so unless you have a strong network of people helping you out it is a trial to say the least.
ThanksGenetics 5
You do realize that when a mother gives birth it's not the child's fault she endures pain. She knew of the repercussions of getting pregnant. You simply can't use that as an excuse