Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Tree
France
Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML
Anonymous
Paisley, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML
Lace
United States
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
Anonymous
South Africa
Secrecy
Today, I found out my husband of one year has been renting his old batchelor's apartment in secret, because he is unsure if he wants to stay married to me, and we are broke. FML
Anonymous
Afterthought
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML
Jaded618
United States
Cost of living crisis
Today, my boyfriend of eleven months broke up with me, but adamantly insisted I didn't move out of our apartment, because he can't pay the rent alone. FML
Anonymous
Merrimack, United States
Bye, dipshit
Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML
Awkward
France
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Anonymous
Yeah, just blame me!
Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML
Anonymous
Surprise!
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d have a surprise for me when I got home. The surprise was he’d moved out, dumped me, and cut me off from his share of the bills, because he’s not interested in marriage and babies. I can’t afford the rent by myself so I’m going to have to move back to my mother's. FML
Top comments
StoryOfTheYear 15
Tell him that he's in luck, and that you can afford to kick him out.
that_is_Nathy 9
Kick him out and laugh at him when you walk by his blanket on the sidewalk where he lives from then on
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Comments (94)
SlyTail 5
Kick his ass out.
Mini_Pedobear 0
buy him a house..
DJR_fml 2
You're one stupid person.
screamo_neve 12
*cricket cricket*
DjeePee 25
You have to admit that living alone can be pretty expensive. Tell him to move back to his parents, he doesnt love you/wants to live with you, so he's not your responsibility anymore.
Tookie22 5
Ha broke ass joke. **** that dude. Divorce him, kick him out and then bring in a better guy
construction 7
Yeah like me I need a place to move into =P
Wheredidgrungego 12
Divorce him. Then, you won't be together, and he'll have to move out.
E_ve 9
Actually that's not true... I've heard of a few cases where the people had to keep living together even after the divorce.
bswole 1
Hey you don' say that!!!!!
caviar_fml 2
dump him
jobsman99 0
That's too bad. Tell him to get his blow jobs and sex somewhere else and stay with him it her. He will move out then. His new mate can support him but this is not good.
Mitch_Connor 11
Turn him into a cuckold.
Deathhound 27
By now I would have kicked him out.