Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Tree
France
Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML
Anonymous
Paisley, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML
Lace
United States
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
Anonymous
South Africa
Secrecy
Today, I found out my husband of one year has been renting his old batchelor's apartment in secret, because he is unsure if he wants to stay married to me, and we are broke. FML
Anonymous
Afterthought
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML
Jaded618
United States
Cost of living crisis
Today, my boyfriend of eleven months broke up with me, but adamantly insisted I didn't move out of our apartment, because he can't pay the rent alone. FML
Anonymous
Merrimack, United States
Bye, dipshit
Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML
Awkward
France
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Anonymous
Yeah, just blame me!
Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML
Anonymous
Surprise!
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d have a surprise for me when I got home. The surprise was he’d moved out, dumped me, and cut me off from his share of the bills, because he’s not interested in marriage and babies. I can’t afford the rent by myself so I’m going to have to move back to my mother's. FML
Top comments
StoryOfTheYear 15
Tell him that he's in luck, and that you can afford to kick him out.
that_is_Nathy 9
Kick him out and laugh at him when you walk by his blanket on the sidewalk where he lives from then on
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Comments (94)
perdix 31
Cheaper to keep her. It's an old saying, and you'd be surprised how many marriages are held together by finances rather than love. Well, maybe you are not surprised, but welcome to the same FML many of us live with everyday.
jerico616 14
Sound logic, if you ask me!
MD_DILF 4
#33; you have a valid point. The US economy is brutal right now.
CiaranPM 0
Honesty is key in relationships. Oh wait.
CarpeDiem87 0
Honesty is the best policy
loserman67 36
So, as you are gently sucking on some 20 year olds ****, look up at him and say with a smile, "Stay as long as you like, I won't be needing you anymore." OR, as you are getting double dutched by two 20 year olds, look at him and say, "No problem, as soon as the guys are through, they have offered to move all your shit out of the house for free." Your soon to be ex-husband sounds like a real asshole. If you haven't already, seperate your bank accounts, save your money and kick his ass to the curb asafp. (BTW, the two 20 year olds would be a good send-off image to sear into his brain).....
perdix 31
What's your obsession with 20-year-olds? There are plenty if middle-aged guys who would love to help out a desperate housewife. Besides, I'm better at it now than when I was 20. I have much more control, I can last longer and I know a lot more tricks.
kareltje 17
Hope you have prenups and separate accounts and a rental place. In that case you can find another place and leave him with all the costs of your current place. That'll teach him. If not... Myeah... Put him on the sideline until you find a way to get rid of him and continue your life with someone who appreciates you for who you are.
Neukmijnleven 9
Ouch.
Flamedude101 4
Looks like its time to kick him to the curb :)
E_ve 9
Daaaamn, what a douche. Kick him to the curb with a sportsbag of clothes and send him off to his mommy or something.