Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Tree
France
Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML
Anonymous
Paisley, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML
Lace
United States
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
Anonymous
South Africa
Secrecy
Today, I found out my husband of one year has been renting his old batchelor's apartment in secret, because he is unsure if he wants to stay married to me, and we are broke. FML
Anonymous
Afterthought
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML
Jaded618
United States
Cost of living crisis
Today, my boyfriend of eleven months broke up with me, but adamantly insisted I didn't move out of our apartment, because he can't pay the rent alone. FML
Anonymous
Merrimack, United States
Bye, dipshit
Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML
Awkward
France
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Anonymous
Yeah, just blame me!
Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML
Anonymous
Surprise!
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d have a surprise for me when I got home. The surprise was he’d moved out, dumped me, and cut me off from his share of the bills, because he’s not interested in marriage and babies. I can’t afford the rent by myself so I’m going to have to move back to my mother's. FML
Top comments
StoryOfTheYear 15
Tell him that he's in luck, and that you can afford to kick him out.
that_is_Nathy 9
Kick him out and laugh at him when you walk by his blanket on the sidewalk where he lives from then on
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Comments (94)
BloodyMary666 24
What an ass! Throw him out!
Ren_Baby 0
Throw his dumb ass out!
omar888 2
That is a true gentleman!
leadman1989 16
When keepin it real goes wrong. Lol
badactor009 0
He should kick you to the curb.
badactor009 0
And people think that the term marriage concept is a crazy idea.
inpuredeceit 14
The only reason I haven't kicked my boyfriend out is he would be homeless otherwise...
chelsea3111996 0
Dump his bitch ass self! I woulda done it as soon as he said that shit! Like damn! Smh big time..
theonlysweetpea 10
It's calling leaving HIM, honey. Tell him he has 5 minutes to pack everything he wants
MatthewHass 4
Make his ****** ass move out!