Lace
United States
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nottingham, United Kingdom
Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML
Anonymous
Merrimack, United States
Bye, dipshit
Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML
RachelMc
Architect
Today, my husband of 4 years announced that he doesn’t love me anymore and that he’s leaving me for his coworker who he met 2 months ago. I helped him find that job. It’s like I aided in the destruction of my own marriage. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML
Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Happy new year, huh?
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Anonymous
That's nice, but…
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML
Tree
France
Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML
ZaraAce
United Kingdom
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
Anonymous
New Malden, United Kingdom
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
Top comments
deaper 16
yeah I say you **** up his finances real bad then leave his ass!
kitty5399 0
So move on obviously He doesn't care about your feelings. Get a divorce.
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Comments (50)
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Meh. Relationships like everything else have a lifespan. Yours is over. Move on.
kassieparis 8
what a jerk of a boyfriend :O slap him? ;) x
Chrisskiies 0
husband*
LOL_Noobs 0
Woot []D.[].[]/[].[]D!
BananaSticker 0
YDI fir getting married and being shocked that it could actually end. That was in all seriousness by the way.
BananaSticker 0
for*
Ludii_fml 0
13 you have one fiiine banana!
BananaSticker 0
14, Wanna smell it? It's one o' them fancy scratch and sniff stickers. ;]
andruha1123 5
8, that was beast
Ludii_fml 0
Oooh fancay shmancayyy I have Melon scratch n' sniff ones :D
Ludii_fml 0
But damn your banana is so small, need tweezers :/ Less is more I hope? ;0
MiSTERmAttt 0
yyyyyyyy didhe sey thit
iSitt 0
three little letters: Em Bez Zell
mr_sphincter 6
Hey Bananna Stuck Up Yer Asser...R u stoopid or just stoopid? That was in all seriousness btw.
kitty5399 0
So move on obviously He doesn't care about your feelings. Get a divorce.
deaper 16
yeah I say you **** up his finances real bad then leave his ass!
maskedman 9
If he divorces her he'll probably end up with half of her money anyway.
xdanixx 0
Divorce his ass!
turtlemansam 6
6-what about the other quarter of him?
choco3782 12
Omg ;D ^^^^^^???
FFML_314 12
Spend all of his money on another man.
jlenn 0
Atleast your not making him sammiches. things could get worse
acrostice 0
Divorce him!
epistaxisdigitor_fml 0
better than having to handle his dick, if you ask me!
DevilDoll 0
so.... I hope you're leaving him...do you guys have kids? if so take em'(: leave him and his finances all alone! :P
jlc82 14
take the finances too
Toiga 0
umm get a divorce?