Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Tree
France
Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML
Anonymous
Paisley, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML
Lace
United States
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
Anonymous
South Africa
Secrecy
Today, I found out my husband of one year has been renting his old batchelor's apartment in secret, because he is unsure if he wants to stay married to me, and we are broke. FML
Anonymous
Afterthought
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML
Jaded618
United States
Cost of living crisis
Today, my boyfriend of eleven months broke up with me, but adamantly insisted I didn't move out of our apartment, because he can't pay the rent alone. FML
Anonymous
Merrimack, United States
Bye, dipshit
Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML
Awkward
France
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Anonymous
Yeah, just blame me!
Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML
Anonymous
Surprise!
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d have a surprise for me when I got home. The surprise was he’d moved out, dumped me, and cut me off from his share of the bills, because he’s not interested in marriage and babies. I can’t afford the rent by myself so I’m going to have to move back to my mother's. FML
Top comments
StoryOfTheYear 15
Tell him that he's in luck, and that you can afford to kick him out.
that_is_Nathy 9
Kick him out and laugh at him when you walk by his blanket on the sidewalk where he lives from then on
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Comments (94)
The_Instigator 11
He sounds like a swell guy.
EvilPotato 15
Well OP be glad you can play a minor role.
indielove 13
Cheap ass.
that_is_Nathy 9
you mean a cardbox, right?
xleanne_aLly 23
Tell him to move back with his parents, or buy him a box he can use as his new home :)
EmyB_fml 8
Kick him out !
MagicGiraffe 12
I can't stand how the male (in most cases) pays for the house, fixes it up, and puts so much of his paycheck into it, yet he's the one that gets kicked out...
StoryOfTheYear 15
24- The Offensive Coordinator doesn't get fired when the Head Coach ***** up. Just say'n.
monkeys1315 0
Tell him to move back in with his parents
dre_bro11 12
24, I'm not sure about in this family, but in families with children, the wife would generally keep the house as the children would most likely stay with the mother for most of their time. Plus, remember the saying 'what's yours is mine'. That's how it is in married couples (most of the time) so really, it's both their money and pay checks not just his.
cimh 9
Sorry but OPs post doesn't even sound like that her husband was paying etc for the house! So HOW did you get to this conclusion?
hayleyjames 0
Even if he did put money into the house or what ever does not mean it is more his than hers, and for all you know she has also put a lot of money in the house because she clearly earns money because he can't afford to leave her or the house!
hayleyjames 0
^^ that was at 24 btw
cinderella10383 6
You know what I can't stand the woman bears his children, takes care of them and her husband, does his laundry, makes him dinner etc then he decides he needs a mistress or a girlfriend and decides to divorce/ leave his wife... She should be allowed to keep the house
MagicGiraffe 12
First, my comment was more of something that I was reminded about from the FML. Second, I was mostly talking about gold diggers and whatnot in which their main purpose is to marry a man for his money, then divorce him and take his stuff.
Daffo 7
better than me.
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
Kinda sounds like she should have known there was a problem
aaronmk 7
At least he's honest :/
TheFlyingMan 8
But thats still a terrible thing to say.
fadingfaith 4
The truth hurts.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Tell him that he's in luck, and that you can afford to kick him out.
E_ve 9
Heh, nice one ;)
Brooding99 15
Iit is a down market...
that_is_Nathy 9
Kick him out and laugh at him when you walk by his blanket on the sidewalk where he lives from then on
StoryOfTheYear 15
Lol you're too nice, the best thing he would get from me for covering is a stack of newspapers that I used to cover an oil leak.
vibeplayer1112 0
He may own the house, therefore he can kick her out if he really wants to, he may just be nice and is going to let her have the house,
Nikkitaria 9
Sucks when something like this happens and if a divorce occurs, all properties are divided 50/50 when actually one person paid for most of the stuff. Hopefully that's not your case and you can dump his ass.
cimh 9
those divorce regulations do differ a lot from country to country!
ReynshineCutting 10
That's what prenups are for :)
pvtpilot 0
Yeah like the good ole USA, she'll get the kids, the house, the best car(s), and up to 45% of your income for child support til they are 18, especially if you are wealthy, simply to balance the financial burden because of the status of main bread winner's future earning potential. Joy!
cinderella10383 6
That's unfair to say if the woman charged him for all she does like daycare, maid, chef, prostitute etc he would make less than he would owe her and I'm saying prostitute because these women should charge these men for everything they had to do apparently at home mothers don't deserve money to help support their children and since they didn't make any $ then why not toss mom and kids out in the streets so the husband can keep the house only he paid for I think not!!!!
kosherkraut 5
I agree with what you're saying 100% but a little bit of punctuation would make it a lot easier to read.
_streets_ 19
Oh he sounds like suuuuch a gentleman. You got yourself a good man there! Great catch.
Senior29 8
dnt have sex with him 4 a month, he'll shut up
soccer4life20 9
LOL!!! :D
lizardking7106 0
Why isn't this suggested more often?! Dr. Phil needs to take some notes lol
Sgt_Minty 0
theyre probly not even haveing sex if he openly admitted this
s_finger 1
oh my！with saying so！I think he is ready to move out
atlanta_lex 0
You should kick him out since he sounds like he's already an unemployed freeloading bum anyways