Today, my husband told me that, "a girl's orgasm serves no purpose". FML
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Time to chime in
Today, I heard my husband giving my son the talk about girls. He said, "You want three main things from women: peace, sex, and kids. If they can't give you those, they aren't worth your time." What an asshole I married. FML
Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
Today, my husband explained that talking to me makes him miserable. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
What would you do?
Today, my husband told me that he could not love me without sex. My love for him is utterly unconditional. My heart is just broken now. FML
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Garnetshaddow 30
I suppose that depends on his definition of "purpose." Does he ever want to have sex with you again? He may change his answer.
SargeRho 6
...You married a dimwit.
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yukibunny 5
a divorce serves a purpose though. :)
LifeFailure 16
Actually the purpose of the female ****** is to contract the vaginal muscles to shoot the sperm into the uterus and help them find their way. Your husband knows nothing.
SkyBisonBess 2
Tell him that unless he's trying to get you pregnant every single time you have sex, his ****** serves no purpose either. Oh, and tell him that him masturbating serves no purpose either. That should set him straight.
Chakiato 11
It doesn't have a purpose and most females in the animal kingdom don't have them, the only result is pleasure which isn't a purpose. You may have married an ass but not a dimwit.
sherri_baby88 36
Remind him that ******** have zero purpose except his pleasure. See how fast he changes his mind. Otherwise its time to find you a real man. Good luck, OP.
ladyg228 15
If that's how he feels, you should let him know that having sex with him is no longer necessary.
zules 3
It serves no purpose when it comes to reproduction people, look this up.
MysteryGuest214 10
Came up with that one all by himself.
Itinerantbelle 5
Apparently his won't either in the future
Nysha 17
Remind him that the same thing is true of a dude's opinion