Today, my husband told me that, "a girl's orgasm serves no purpose". FML
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Today, I heard my husband giving my son the talk about girls. He said, "You want three main things from women: peace, sex, and kids. If they can't give you those, they aren't worth your time." What an asshole I married. FML
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Today, my husband explained that talking to me makes him miserable. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
What would you do?
Today, my husband told me that he could not love me without sex. My love for him is utterly unconditional. My heart is just broken now. FML
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Garnetshaddow 30
I suppose that depends on his definition of "purpose." Does he ever want to have sex with you again? He may change his answer.
SargeRho 6
...You married a dimwit.
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BeccaSedai 7
Are you actively trying to get pregnant? No? Then all sex is purposeless. Besides which, it's been hypothesized that a woman's ****** can increase the likelihood of insemination if you ARE trying to get pregnant. Your husband's an asshole, you should punch him in the head and then deny him his own ****** until he's given you five of your own.
theried 3
Even if he meant it serves no biological purpose he is wrong, if a woman has an ****** during sex with or after the man it increases the chance of getting pregnant, by contracting the cervix and helping absorb sperm.
Tyrax 16
So is sex if you aren't trying to reproduce.
Talis99 26
Tell him science disagrees.
anarchymaniac 22
Your husband is an asshole
Arot6 17
What was the context? If you were talking about biology, then it would actually be pretty close to being true. If you were talking about sex, not so much.
kikimiko 7
Your husband is a moron.... An ****** helps the mans sperm swim up and gain access to the egg.
saffy66 34
Apart from all the other quoted reasons, some studies suggest that female orgasms act on the cervix in such a way to give an advantage to the male sperm, which like the humans they become, tend to be faster but which die sooner. By the same token, having sex right at or before ovulation gives the male sperm the advantage, but stopping about three days before means a higher percentage of female sperm are still alive, so any resulting pregnancy is likely to be a female child.
lilithfury 23
It aids in a woman's ability to conceive.
Naganune 2
Is that only because he can't give you one?