Today, my husband told me that, "a girl's orgasm serves no purpose". FML
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Time to chime in
Today, I heard my husband giving my son the talk about girls. He said, "You want three main things from women: peace, sex, and kids. If they can't give you those, they aren't worth your time." What an asshole I married. FML
Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
Today, my husband explained that talking to me makes him miserable. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
What would you do?
Today, my husband told me that he could not love me without sex. My love for him is utterly unconditional. My heart is just broken now. FML
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Garnetshaddow 30
I suppose that depends on his definition of "purpose." Does he ever want to have sex with you again? He may change his answer.
SargeRho 6
...You married a dimwit.
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Comments (84)
Cebolamole 13
I guess he said it because when a man orgasms, it means semen comes out with the purpose of impregnating a woman. You can tell him a woman's ****** is supposed to serve as an incentive for a woman to want to have sex, and that the palpitations (spasms?) in the ****** and abdomen area help to better retain said semen. Your husband is a twat.
Gameoftheombosis 6
"Where are my testicles Summer?"
toesparkle 13
I have severe chronic back pain and sometimes an ****** helps relieve my pain enough to let me sleep.
nodai 13
Trump taught him that. 'Murica
edmunson 22
Does he only have sex to procreate? If not, neither does a man's ******! Think before engaging mouth.
catanita 18
So he says. A girls ****** strokes our male egos and says that we are doing it the right way.
user53658 15
To everyone saying that the female ****** helps to distribute the sperm; That would only work if a women has her orgam AFTER the man has ejaculated, wich will never happen because, as everyone knows, right after a male's ******, the sex stops immediately.
Mudge 11
but it actually doesn't tho
user53658 15
[what] doesn't?
Timber147 9
Maybe time to show him a mans doesn't either. He will change his tone fast!