Today, my husband thought it would be funny to tell my 10-year-old son that if he wanted to get girls, he had to do the Gangnam Style. My son has now non-stop been doing the Gangnam Style. FML
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Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML
Today, thanks to an idiotic, "hilariously edgy" advert that screened in the very early evening, my 6-year-old son keeps repeating the phrase "I want a vasectomy" to everyone he sees. I've never received so many dirty looks in my life. FML
Today, I found my 5-year-old son prancing around in high heels and cat ears, wearing a thong as a necklace, and waving a riding crop around like a sword. He'd found the box where granny keeps her special outfits that make granddad extra happy on Friday nights. FML
Today, my 7-year-old learned "Smoke Weed Everyday" from YouTube, and has repeated it so many times that I'm now singing it. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me he wanted to learn Korean before Spanish. Apparently, being able to sing along to Gangnam Style is more important to him than being able to speak with my family. FML
Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML
Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
Today, my son and his girl best friend have been dancing around each other for a year, unwilling to make the first move. It's a great source of entertainment for my wife, while I just want to yell at them to kiss already, but my wife has threatened "CONSEQUENCES" if I ruin the fun she has watching their teen drama. FML
Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML
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katdaiken 16
That's hilarious!
Cavebone 5
That's how I met my wife...
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Comments (184)
Futacy 30
Oppan, Gangnam Style!
DontThumbMeDown 8
Its not "oppan" -_-
Futacy 30
I knew someone would bring this up. "오빤, 강남스타일" is romanized as "oppan gangnam seuta-il", and you can clearly hear it in the beggining of the song. -_- [EDIT] Looks like penguinbitch beat me to it.
CrewBoy 10
Sorry, 25, but your name doesn't prevent me from thumbing you down.
DontThumbMeDown 8
29- Rampage? Wtf are you talking about?
DontThumbMeDown 8
This is coming from a guy that thinks hes fabulous lol
Pleonasm 36
OP, OP, OP, FYL OP!
DontThumbMeDown 8
Your husband is a genius! Lol
outstandtacular 11
I thumbed you down solely because of your username.
Futacy 30
52- I know, right? It's just so tempting. Oh we're so badass (*kinda sarcasm*). Teehee
DontThumbMeDown 8
52- Congrats! Bet you feel cool huh?
BusinessTurtle 8
Yes, yes I do.
bimonthly 4
I do too
loserboii 11
Aw that's cute
natsaysheyyy 16
That song is so freaking stupid...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
YOU'RE stupid! No one questions the Gangnam Style! >:(
SpikyG 3
If you think Gangnam Style is stupid you"re not a human
Futacy 30
You don't even know what the song's about, so you have no right to judge.
Mideoyeo 12
The song is far from stupid, its just over over played these days.
CrewBoy 10
Oops. You got all the song bandwagoners on you now! All you guys will forget about the song in 10 years. It's not that great.
SApprentice 34
26- How so? It sounds very pleasant, the translated lyrics are more polite and respectable than most pop music now, and the music video gives many giggles. Have you seen the Deadpool parody video of the original? It's highly enjoyable. It is, however, over played. Where I work we cannot control the music that plays, and it plays on the radio station several times an hour. After a while, you just learn to love the Gangnam style. You accept it into your heart.
KiddNYC1O 22
The beat is tight.
LairaIsKindaCool 6
I personally don't like it, but it is catchy so I can see how others like it. I do feel some people take it too far though, I swear some people practically worship PSY.
ksuth 25
I'd have to agree it gets very annoying... I'm at the point where I have to change the station if it comes on, otherwise I believe I'll go insane.
matt98_fml 13
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. So stop berating her saying "she's stupid" for not liking gangnan style. Everyone has different taste in music. :)
loopsy_fml 14
33, I love gangnam style. I'm not human
MikeFoxtrot01594 11
I think I'm the only person alive who hasn't heard that song.
natsaysheyyy 16
Looking at your attitude in this comment, 57, it sounds like you're a raging bitch that insults people for no reason. So what, I don't like the song. But apparently, that means you can make nasty comments about my personal life because of it. By the way, I bought this prom dress myself two years ago. You know, with money from my own JOB. Not with "Daddy's." And I also apologize for your jealousy of my good taste in dresses seeing as you felt obligated to comment on it. By the way, your cat is ugly.
gregkingsley 4
It's sweeping the world and I can't wait till we have finally had enough.
perdix 31
If he learns the Macarena, the Achy-Breaky and the Electric Slide, he'll be hanging out with college girls and makin' babies before he can shave. Never underestimate the power of dance ;)
Enslaved 38
Don't forget the Cha-cha Slide, because This time we're gonna get funky (funky funky funky). . . Everybody clap (clap clap clap) your hands.(:
mikeymayhem_87 15
And don't forget to teach him how to shuffle MC Hammer style!
perdix 31
How could I forget The Wobble?
Enslaved 38
Also the YMCA (I know you know ALL the lyrics) ;) I dance it and question my sexuality because I want to know-- Y Am I Gay?
skyeyez9 25
Now I have that song stuck in my head.
UltimateGIRness 16
Y'all forgot the Cupid shuffle
mrz1177 11
Open gangnam style !
spazz666 18
Oppan Gangnam Style*...
Kpopluva 11
OPPA GANGNAM STYLE
jackwagn 4
That kid... is my hero
greeneyebeauty9 28
he should have a catch phrase to start off with.