Mikaela
United States
Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
WHO ARE YOU?
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
name50
United States
Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
Anon office worker
Flash meeting
Today, I tried to discreetly check my reflection using my phone screen during a meeting. Instead, I opened my front camera and took a selfie with the flash on. Everyone looked. I smiled like it was intentional. It was not. FML
ugly5402
United States
Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML
greattt
United States
Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML
Gracie
Calgary, Canada
Looking good
Today, at the gym, I caught sight of myself in the mirror while lifting weights and thought, “Damn, I look good!” I smiled. Then I realized the mirror was actually a window. A group of people outside had been watching me flex with a shit-eating grin on my face for God know how long. FML
crunknasty
El Cajon, United States
We can see you
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Anonymous
Hornsey, United Kingdom
Short Kings
Today, I saw a display with a mirror that said, "You are made in God's image!" I'm too short to be able to see myself in said mirror. FML
sarah
United States
Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML
Anonymous
No situational awareness
Today, I tried to take a cute selfie in front of a café window. I didn’t realize there were people inside, specifically the café staff, who were watching see me posing, pouting, and flipping my hair for a full two minutes. When I finally realised they were there, they gave me the thumbs up while imitating my poses. FML
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tswizz 13
Did you try to duckface also?
tswizz 13
And you're on fml, which is so much more productive.
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Rynow 7
blonde?
MissRoxiie 12
Doesnt have to be blonde to be stupid.
WCARlover 35
1-your comment is stupid. Are you blonde?
StoryOfTheYear 15
13- Your comment is meant to be an oxymoron right?
WCARlover 35
Yes :p haha
Il_Maestro 6
Studies have shown hair color directly relates to level of intelligence. When asked about hair dying, baldness, and any possible scientific reasoning to support such a ludicrous generalization, researchers had no comment.
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
I wonder when she noticed how stupid that was? Right after? Or when she was looking at her photos xD
Abdul888 16
and did you look ugly in the screenshot?
jackal181 7
This is why we can't have nice things......
yahoowizard 16
Are blonde jokes dead hereon?
BandWagonGuy 8
29, studies have shown that people who have lots of birthdays live longer.
JavIin 0
Well, I hope he was wearing pants..
goddafriend 3
Not all blondes are stupid okay?
goddafriend 3
BLONDES ARE NOT STUPID OH MY GOD I AM BLONDE OKAY AND I KNOW STUFF AND TECHNICALLY DUMB MEANS CAN'T SPEAK SO HOW ABOUT DUMB SOMETHING ELSE WHY PICK OB BLONDES????
zandalee 20
God no! Of course blonde jokes aren't dead! I'm a blonde who uses them 24/7... I get away with a lot. Lol.
aksweetheart 7
29 and 55 (and I guess anyone else who finds this humorous...(;) studies also show that men with big feet have big shoes(;
stormer461 13
This makes your life suck how?
tswizz 13
Did you try to duckface also?
igive 29
And held up the peace sign.
IcyJack 7
While tilting the camera down her cleavage.
luckyd880 12
Or take your computer in the bathroom for a mirror pic.
tswizz 13
Ok guys, settle down. Let's not get carried away.
therealslim 15
43- the sad thing is, it's all realistic
Tweekz14 5
Or sit your butt on the sink.
Megan98 18
Don't forget to poke the butt out.
KiddNYC1O 22
Or a turd just for show.
hockeyoceancity 13
Don't forget to leave your ***** out in camera view.
Daftendirekt1 0
And tilt your face to one side, looking at yourself in the camera screen rather than the lens in the reflection.
AssassinsCRB 0
And ruin it with a flash so the picture just shows white.
xdissizit 16
I don't quite understand how this qualifies as an FML.
Il_Maestro 6
Error 404: Sense Not Found.
Queen_Cosmos 7
You should of taken a picture using your webcam (if you have one).
onlychildFTW 34
Well webcams are made for pictures! Well a f video. I'm sure OP had one. It's hard not to in today's world.
Il_Maestro 6
46- What the hell are you trying to communicate?
pompousjackass 10
Should have*
Queen_Cosmos 7
Thanks 103, I'm always mixing those two up.
superswagbro 7
Take a picture? Get off the computer and do something with your life.
tswizz 13
And you're on fml, which is so much more productive.
wallandpiece 16
7 - What if OP was doing homework or something? Would you advocate the idea of not doing it? What if they were making a CV? Would you recommend not doing that, and remaining unemployed? Just a couple of ideas to get your brain working.
eddeeezzyy 19
7, not only did I thumb you down cause of your ignorant comment, but also cause you're a Rangers fan
ManInTheMachine 20
7-*sniff* ahhhh... I love the smell of hypocrisy in the morning.
Megan98 18
I only thumbed you up for the Rangers.
alexup24 13
People like 7 should be banned from the internet... and society...
zomgbies 17
AND the gene pool.
iseyixes 18
Nice one ya moron.
Killer_fel 15
Like if you were any better! Things like this happen to everyone, Ya Moron!
xPlayerofDeathx 0
That doesn't mean op is a moron, people make mistakes all the time. Loosen up..
Drigr 9
Is this the nerd way of taking a pic of yourself in the mirror?
therealslim 15
No.
Angel157 8
What does this have to do with being nerdy. A nerd would probably be studying not trying to take pictures of their reflection.
SystemofaBlink41 27
80- agreed. It didn't make sense to me either...
ICastillo 25
Let me guess Op you're part of the new generation?
iStrukk 7
Newfags think they boss, they ain't.
BumbleBug 0
I feel ashamed being apart of this "new generation"
nite66 21
I love your jokes!
Thatgirl299 15
@62 me too.