Today, my husband purposefully said something to upset me. When I asked why he would do that, he told me it was to test my Prozac. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband explained that talking to me makes him miserable. FML
Today, my husband ended an argument with, "Do you want to know why people don't like being around you?" FML
Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML
Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML
Today, I got my husband his favorite candy and wine for Valentine's Day. He got mad and accused me of doing it to "bribe" him into bed, since he hasn't been wanting sex lately. When I asked how he could say something so cruel, he admitted that he's been cheating on me, and my gift made him feel guilty about it. FML
Today, I asked my husband how much he loved me and he refused to answer, because he was convinced I was using some unfair logic to start an argument, simply because I wanted to argue over something, anything. I later realised he was probably right. I’m an awful person. FML
Today, my husband is miserable. He couldn't sleep. He tried to make me feel bad for sleeping through the night. I was medicated from a brain scan. His is work is horrible, and no one understands, etc. He's mad that I took a walk. Now, as I am frustrated and crying, he is laughing on the phone with his coworkers. FML
Today, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me by maniacally zooming in and out of traffic while we were on his motorcycle. His mood turned to anger when I nervously admitted to having voided my bowels. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After I said no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML
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Stumblebum30 5
He's probably the reason you're on Prozac in the first place...
TaylorTotsYumm 10
If I only knew what Prozac does..
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Comments (108)
StrawberryBex 0
Obviously OP, your husband just doesnt get it, and that's not so good for you. Sometimes they are just assholes cause that's what they do best! In his head he thin ks he's funny Im sure. And they wonder why some of us are on meds. Provoke much?!?
Spastastic 6
Prozac doesn't stop you from getting upset at upsetting things, it stops you from getting upset at things that shouldn't be upsetting. If it actually dulled your emotions like that it would suck. I'm bothered by how many times I used the word upset/upsetting in that first sentence.
3wJt6oBA 0
tip: you might not be depressed. being in an abusive relationship can mimic symptoms of other psychological disorders.
BUCKEYE4LIFE74 0
lmfao you have admit that's one was pretty good.
ohmygosh345 0
what is Prozac haha?
nattybattyx3 4
oh #3,eppic win
CallMeHush 1
Did it work? Actually he will know it is working when you no longer give a shit about doing the laundry or cooking.
mrmaks18 7
tell him, your the reason I needed it in the first place douche
Anaxes 5
I could respond to your post seriously, or I could make fun out of it, lets make fun out of it. It should be: You're the reason I need to take the drugs in the first place, you bastard. Anyone who uses the word douche makes me wonder if they even know what it means. Douche is used to clean out vaginas. So calling someone a douche is both grammatically pathetic and technically a good thing.
kritz0 10
You really have tunnel vision don't you? Douche is yes..something that cleans out a ******..but it is also "known" as a common used product by ****** and such. Aka to cleanse out dirty beaten ******...thus the term douche being a negative insult.
Spastastic 6
It's definitely not a good thing -- douches are really unhealthy and unnecessary if you actually bathe.
Gobsnoglin 0
Tell your husband he is awesome!
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
3 said it all