Today, my husband purposefully said something to upset me. When I asked why he would do that, he told me it was to test my Prozac. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband explained that talking to me makes him miserable. FML
Today, my husband ended an argument with, "Do you want to know why people don't like being around you?" FML
Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML
Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML
Today, I got my husband his favorite candy and wine for Valentine's Day. He got mad and accused me of doing it to "bribe" him into bed, since he hasn't been wanting sex lately. When I asked how he could say something so cruel, he admitted that he's been cheating on me, and my gift made him feel guilty about it. FML
Today, I asked my husband how much he loved me and he refused to answer, because he was convinced I was using some unfair logic to start an argument, simply because I wanted to argue over something, anything. I later realised he was probably right. I’m an awful person. FML
Today, my husband is miserable. He couldn't sleep. He tried to make me feel bad for sleeping through the night. I was medicated from a brain scan. His is work is horrible, and no one understands, etc. He's mad that I took a walk. Now, as I am frustrated and crying, he is laughing on the phone with his coworkers. FML
Today, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me by maniacally zooming in and out of traffic while we were on his motorcycle. His mood turned to anger when I nervously admitted to having voided my bowels. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After I said no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML
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Top comments
Stumblebum30 5
He's probably the reason you're on Prozac in the first place...
TaylorTotsYumm 10
If I only knew what Prozac does..
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Comments (108)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Prozac is wack.
AlexiixelA 0
Prozac is good stuff.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#79 Disagree! It's not for everyone. I was once prescribed Prozac for social anxiety and it just aggravated my problems. It's not the "miracle drug" people make it out to be.
wsm021 2
sorry but that's hilarious.
wordgirl 0
Isn't Prozac supposed to make some people homicidally aggressive? Did you just get irritated and post an FML or did you murder him and post an FML?
JokeMeister 0
You picked him. Be careful with those airbags AND the safety on that gun he just bought. Idiot.
Sipos 0
What a jackass. Hope the Prozac helps and you feel better soon.
DameonsMomma 0
Valium ftw.
aenemadreamer 0
Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your prozac and Fret for your pilot and Fret for your contract and Fret for your car. It's a Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks
thatsrugged 2
Lol thats comedy! Be thankful that he cared enough not to leave your depressed ass before your were on prozac OP.
confuzzledbylife 0
What a dick! lol! I agree with 3