Today, my husband purposefully said something to upset me. When I asked why he would do that, he told me it was to test my Prozac. FML
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Today, I got my husband his favorite candy and wine for Valentine's Day. He got mad and accused me of doing it to "bribe" him into bed, since he hasn't been wanting sex lately. When I asked how he could say something so cruel, he admitted that he's been cheating on me, and my gift made him feel guilty about it. FML
Today, I asked my husband how much he loved me and he refused to answer, because he was convinced I was using some unfair logic to start an argument, simply because I wanted to argue over something, anything. I later realised he was probably right. I’m an awful person. FML
Today, my husband is miserable. He couldn't sleep. He tried to make me feel bad for sleeping through the night. I was medicated from a brain scan. His is work is horrible, and no one understands, etc. He's mad that I took a walk. Now, as I am frustrated and crying, he is laughing on the phone with his coworkers. FML
Today, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me by maniacally zooming in and out of traffic while we were on his motorcycle. His mood turned to anger when I nervously admitted to having voided my bowels. FML
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Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After I said no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML
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Top comments
Stumblebum30 5
He's probably the reason you're on Prozac in the first place...
TaylorTotsYumm 10
If I only knew what Prozac does..
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Comments (108)
KarmaLanding 0
When you hand him the divorce papers, tell him it's to test his cardiac fitness.
romaz 0
#3 = all h/she does is win, win, win, no matter what.
theonlysweetpea 10
As someone with anger problems, I will only say he would be walking with a permanent limp! Let's see if everything's working then!
theonlysweetpea 10
#'s 3
michybaby7 0
What a catch you have there for a husband.
dragger 0
Wise man
daytoday21 10
In what way does she deserve this?
C0N71NG3NCY 6
If you're on Prozac you've obviously got issues. Maybe you should stop to consider what you being nuts is going to him? Don't play the victim, woman. What's to say what he did to "upset" you wasn't something perfectly normal people do? You're the crazy one!
andiboo 12
That's terrible!! The first two weeks of Prozac are absolutely awful!! :( I hated it, and I gained 30 pounds on it and still haven't lost it, I strongly suggest coming off of it, OP.. Sorry, not trying to hog up all the attention or anything, I'm just saying..
Space_Teddy 29
glad my boyfriend didnt do that