Today, my husband purposefully said something to upset me. When I asked why he would do that, he told me it was to test my Prozac. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband explained that talking to me makes him miserable. FML
Today, my husband ended an argument with, "Do you want to know why people don't like being around you?" FML
Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML
Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML
Today, I got my husband his favorite candy and wine for Valentine's Day. He got mad and accused me of doing it to "bribe" him into bed, since he hasn't been wanting sex lately. When I asked how he could say something so cruel, he admitted that he's been cheating on me, and my gift made him feel guilty about it. FML
Today, I asked my husband how much he loved me and he refused to answer, because he was convinced I was using some unfair logic to start an argument, simply because I wanted to argue over something, anything. I later realised he was probably right. I’m an awful person. FML
Today, my husband is miserable. He couldn't sleep. He tried to make me feel bad for sleeping through the night. I was medicated from a brain scan. His is work is horrible, and no one understands, etc. He's mad that I took a walk. Now, as I am frustrated and crying, he is laughing on the phone with his coworkers. FML
Today, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me by maniacally zooming in and out of traffic while we were on his motorcycle. His mood turned to anger when I nervously admitted to having voided my bowels. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After I said no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML
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Stumblebum30 5
He's probably the reason you're on Prozac in the first place...
TaylorTotsYumm 10
If I only knew what Prozac does..
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Comments (108)
bbygirlsmiles 0
What An Asshole Move .. Kick Him In His Dickk And Tell Him You Just Wanted To See How His " Male Enhancers " Were Working .. Lls (:
marylovesyou8D 7
You Dont Have To Capitalize Every Single Word. (:
amd3lky 0
that's what #3 said FYL
Alexitis1 3
yeah... ydi for copying others' awesome jokes lol!
bbygirlsmiles 0
Haha #25 - Its A Habbit (: Sorry #26 - Yeah I Know , It Wasn't Up There When I Posted Mine . My iTouch Is Slow Sometimes =/ And #45 - Lls I Know .. FML For My Slow iTouch .. Smh :)
AdviceDog 0
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tristan1001 0
what the **** is that?
Otium_fml 3
It's a dog.
CloudEnvy 17
Are you sure?
penicillin 0
I thought it was Megaman.
mona_is_here 10
I thought it was homer Simpson
penicillin 0
Or a grampa with a mustache.
jrbelle 0
Looks like a dog kinda in a way
Bradley_Dillon 39
It's a little broken. I think the owner hit him/her with a bat.
OMGJASMiNE 0
hahaha guys are that stupid(x
Justyce_fml 0
numba 3 allthe way man !!!!
yeahreally 6
soooo how did it end?!
steve2112886 0
i think you meant purposely.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
You are correct. Good catch.
TextingJuliet 0
op your husband is either retarded or a dick. FYL for marrying a retarded dick.
conniebaby67 0
i found a wad of kleenex in the trash from my other half. hey i was horney to,why didnt he come to me instead of doing the deed alone? is it normal for a girl to be upset about this? cause i am.
requiem360 0
behind every beautiful girl is a man who is tired of ******* her.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I believe you've confused your bookmarks. This is not yahoo answers.
jonny2x4 0
You know Prozac works if you suddenly get the urge to kill your husband.
TheComputerGuy96 16
Mi sento scossa agitata ah agitata ah un po' nervosa ah Uohohohohoh! --Acida by Prozac +