Today, my husband of 5 months admitted he is jealous of my dog. I've had the dog for 16 years. He admits to wanting to drop it off at the shelter while I'm at work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, and everyday since we got a puppy in March, my husband is jealous of the puppy who follows me everywhere. He was the one that wanted the puppy and now he practically hates it. FML
Today, my wife isn't speaking to me and is considering separation because I got rid of the puppy she surprised me with for my birthday. She knows I hate dogs and I'm severely allergic to them, but thought it would be a happy case of "Dad later falls in love." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
Today, my boyfriend apparently lied to me when he'd said we could get a dog one day. I bought a puppy for him in secret but as soon as he saw it he was all, "What the hell is that? We’re not keeping it." It’s now with his parents, as he didn’t want it overnight or even in the house. FML
Today, my husband and I found out that our dog was pregnant. He now refuses to have kids with me for at least two years, because he wants to raise the puppies without any "distractions". FML
Today, I told my husband that I think he has ADHD. He was offended and began to argue, then he got distracted by a dog outside. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Today, it's my wife's birthday. Since I had work, I gave her $200 to spend on herself and left. When I came back with dinner and the movie she wanted, I found her with a dog. She is very attached to him because the shelter was going to put him down. I love him, but I'm allergic to dogs. FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend. He responded with kidnapping my dog while I was at work. He texted me a picture of him holding a piece of chocolate to his mouth, threatening to feed it to him if I didn’t get back with him. I took him back because I can’t bear my life without my dog. FML
Today, my estranged husband told me he’s sad that he lost the dog. He didn’t mention anything about losing me, his wife. FML
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whiskey'swino 15
Husband needs to be taken to a shelter. Jerk.
cdaspirit 15
I hope your dog is chipped god forbid he really does that
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Comments (41)
fallenlikethesky 12
Get rid of the husband!
Adam Steege 8
Just be glad he's talking to you about it instead of doing it! Clearly there's an underlying problem in your relationship that needs to be dealt with
Xavia91 4
sometimes I am not sure if OP is just not able to understand a simple joke or if people are actually as retarded as it makes her husband sound...
minimazing 15
So after many discussions and compromises my husband has came to tolerate (his words) the dog and no longer makes jokes about dropping him off at the shelter. He understands the bond that we (the dog and I) have since the dog has been with me since he was 2 weeks old. I even caught him and the dog cuddling last week. He has never had a pet, and now that he knows the love they can bring we may get another one. Hes even agreed to my morals #adoptdontshop
Echoing_V3gas 13
One word. Divorce.