Today, while paying for dinner, my card declined and my date immediately left. The waitress then ran my card again successfully. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument at a restaurant with a guy I am seeing because he refused to let me pay for the bill and I thought it was sexist. When he finally agreed, I gave the waiter my card, only to have him return a minute later telling me it was declined. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date. Went really well. She said she was excited to have date number two. It came to paying. I went up to pay. Turned around. She had gone. Number blocked. FML
Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML
Today, since it was payday, I figured I’d take my mom out for burgers. The bank also decided to do a random update on our debit card, resulting in my card declining three times. My mom ended up having to pay for our meals. So much for trying to treat my mom out to dinner. I’m still pissed. FML
Today, I had an extremely embarrassing moment when I tried to pay my restaurant bill. First, I tried swiping my card, only for it not to work. After the cashier suggested I insert my chip card, I tried putting it on the bottom, only for it not to be there. I finished by putting the card in the proper place upside-down. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my friend, where my credit card got denied in front of everyone. The staff teased me and made me sit in the restaurant while my friend begged for money outside. FML
Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML
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Top comments
Boyufd 25
That's God saving you from a Gold Digger.
PenguinPal3017 19
I ain't saying she a gold digger, but I'm not saying the next line either because of the language used.
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Comments (12)
Boyufd 25
That's God saving you from a Gold Digger.
PenguinPal3017 19
I ain't saying she a gold digger, but I'm not saying the next line either because of the language used.
sosterbeck 7
I ain't saying she is a gold digger But she ain't messing with no broke whigger
RichardPencil 32
Your date probably conspired with the waitress to engineer the first failure to get an excuse to bolt. Women look out for each other that way.
awildwhisper 30
You saved yourself money on future dates with her.
joonsson 21
Dodged a bullet. I would’ve just paid for my food if she left like that though.
a girl has no name 2
I mean now you know she wanted you for the money !!
koiideanahi 8
The waitress saved your ass from a gold digger!
littlekellilee 45
Are you sure she wasn't trying the last second dine and dash?
Liphaem5 22
Your waitress probably realised what type of a person your date was while she was serving you and decided to do you a solid. If you are still single why not ask the waitress on a date? She seems pretty cool if she did that.....
darkshadus 10
The lesson to be learned here young buck is first dates are ALWAYS dutch. If she doesn't agree to that then move on to the next