Today, my husband of 5 months admitted he is jealous of my dog. I've had the dog for 16 years. He admits to wanting to drop it off at the shelter while I'm at work. FML
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Today, and everyday since we got a puppy in March, my husband is jealous of the puppy who follows me everywhere. He was the one that wanted the puppy and now he practically hates it. FML
Today, my wife isn't speaking to me and is considering separation because I got rid of the puppy she surprised me with for my birthday. She knows I hate dogs and I'm severely allergic to them, but thought it would be a happy case of "Dad later falls in love." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
Today, my boyfriend apparently lied to me when he'd said we could get a dog one day. I bought a puppy for him in secret but as soon as he saw it he was all, "What the hell is that? We’re not keeping it." It’s now with his parents, as he didn’t want it overnight or even in the house. FML
Today, my husband and I found out that our dog was pregnant. He now refuses to have kids with me for at least two years, because he wants to raise the puppies without any "distractions". FML
Today, I told my husband that I think he has ADHD. He was offended and began to argue, then he got distracted by a dog outside. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Today, it's my wife's birthday. Since I had work, I gave her $200 to spend on herself and left. When I came back with dinner and the movie she wanted, I found her with a dog. She is very attached to him because the shelter was going to put him down. I love him, but I'm allergic to dogs. FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend. He responded with kidnapping my dog while I was at work. He texted me a picture of him holding a piece of chocolate to his mouth, threatening to feed it to him if I didn’t get back with him. I took him back because I can’t bear my life without my dog. FML
Today, my estranged husband told me he’s sad that he lost the dog. He didn’t mention anything about losing me, his wife. FML
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whiskey'swino 15
Husband needs to be taken to a shelter. Jerk.
cdaspirit 15
I hope your dog is chipped god forbid he really does that
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Comments (41)
cptncuttlefish 24
That’s totally not a red flag at all... Put that mutt in a shelter and keep your dog. The dogs been in your life longer.
Jaelkus 28
Guess he is a cat person lol.
Txiguinha 5
Drop off your husband! 😂
volunteer 8
that's so bad~~~ your should talk with your husband and stop his idea...
littlekellilee 45
He's likely jealous of the fact that the dog is so much more intelligent than he is.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Divorce him
bewareimaninja 5
I mean dogs can really ruin a relationship. I absolutely hate my fiancés dog. I try to get him to rehome him all the time. I am not a dog person never in my life did I ever want a dog and im stuck taking care of the ****** more than he does. The dog sits in a cage all day. I wanted to call the aspca on the dog myself. I understand it would be torture on my fiancé but honestly this is bullshit.
sunnyray812 42
Then leave the relationship. If you're not a dog person, why the **** did you get with one? If you regime the dog, he WILL find out. Then your relationship is toast (sounds like it already is, though). Seriously, if it's that damn bothersome that your partner has a dog, just leave. If my partner ever got rid of my pet without a safety reason, I'd knock him out before kicking him to the curb.
sunnyray812 42
*rehome, not regime
GamerChickxoxo 16
At somepoint soon, youve gonna sit down beside your husband and pat him on the head, look him in the eyes and say "whos a good boy ? u? yeah you are, wanna treat boy and stary waving a beer around. hahaha
GamerChickxoxo 16
i mean like, if hes jealous of the dog start treating him like one
blondie45 21
Luckily for your husband, the dog is already 16 and not likely to outlive him. Unless some of the peeps commenting on this post get hold of hubby first 😂
Glowworm56 27
Is your husband's name Eustace by any chance? "Stupid dog! You made me look bad!"