Today, I got to see my fiancé for the first time in 3 months. While we were having sex for the first time, he slipped out and slammed into the back of my vagina, tearing it open. Now I won't stop bleeding, it hurts to pee, and we can't have sex. I won't see him for another 2 months after this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé and I were fooling around when his foreskin ripped and bled all over the place. After a trip to the emergency room, the doctor told us no sex for six weeks to let it heal. We're getting married and going on our honeymoon in two weeks. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend had sex but stopped when I felt pain downstairs. That evening he wanted me to go to the emergency room but I wanted to sleep it off. Turned out I needed surgery. One of my fallopian tubes had ripped. The sex was so rough, I got an intravenous hemorrhage. FML
Today, I finally had sex, but I busted up her cervix, and now we are at the hospital. It was my first time, and now I don’t want to have sex again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in over a week, because I had been having weird cramps. Afterwards, I was experiencing the worst pain I’ve felt in my entire life, so we went to the ER. Turns out my cramping was from an ovarian cyst, and having sex made it rupture. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, after being apart for a few weeks, my girlfriend made love to me so hard I got bruises on my penis and it hurts to pee out of it. FML
Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML
Today, I'm in the same city as my boyfriend for the first time in two months. My body apparently did not like the idea of me having sex again, as I promptly got a UTI and then the week-long breakthrough bleeding that antibiotics often cause me. The same thing happened the week before he had to move, too. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Wait, what? Can you draw a graph of that? I can’t even visualize what you’re talking about.
Nhayaa 21
Men, reading your comments I'd say you need to learn so much about female anatomy...
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RichardPencil 32
Wait, what? Can you draw a graph of that? I can’t even visualize what you’re talking about.
cbchawks 14
so he ripped your butthole?
Gamessence 19
No he ripped her taint, the space of skin between the ****** and butthole. No they're not conjoined now, it's just a small rip.
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
Not sure what you're saying, but did he rip a hole from your ****** to your asshole making it a hole in one?
Nhayaa 21
Men, reading your comments I'd say you need to learn so much about female anatomy...
Xavia91 4
well I guess the post isn't properly written, I can not imagine how slipping could cause any damage to the cervix or what ever she means by "back of my ******"
Mr_Mole 24
Does he have a knife penis? I don’t get how he caused so much trauma.
bigdaddyeric 37
Is he in Prison? Is that why the 90 days between sex dates and why was it your first time if you were engaged? Sounds like he needs more lessons...
weazle 13
Time to take it up the ass
PenguinPal3017 19
Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
Gradask 10
A Northern European would has dashed to hospital at this point , but an American wont... Sad you cant afford taking care of your self. If it wont stop bleeding and hurts to pee and you dont fix it, then you might not be able to get kids, hold your bladder and also you can get sepsis from the bleeding.
The_candyman 13
this just mean Americans are alot tougher then northern Europeans. Americans can go to the emergency room and get fixed up regardless the problem, without insurance and pay afterwards (if they have the money)
Rabite 28
Dude, I think you severely misunderstood the injury.
Gradask 10
Tearing the ****** open is bad, down there is A LOT of muscles , ligaments and nerves that you need as woman to keep everything in. Bleeding when you do not have period is BAD, isnt something that should happen during sex. If this person meant the perineum, that isnt part of the ******, if that broke that is bad too, that also contains stuff to help your lower part function. When a woman gives birth, that part sometimes tear and guess what they do, they clean it and sew it back up to make sure you dont get secondary problems.
Quasita 26
No, they don't. If you tear during childbirth, you are not always "sewn up" as it is a natural occurrence. Doctors only place stitches if the tear is bad. Women bleed for all sorts of reasons other than a period and it doesn't prevent childbearing. Tearing the vaginal wall can happen for many reasons, including pulling a tampon out when it is too dry, having dryness from washing with soap, getting kicked in the crotch, all sorts of things. My guess is you're not a woman. If you are, someone taught you a lot of scare tactics about your own anatomy. A small tear in the ****** can be a whole lot of blood and pain but not a lot of enduring consequence. It hurts to pee because the urethral opening is right at the opening of the ****** and for some of us *gasp* it's right inside the vaginal opening, so urine can easily travel slightly inside. It's all naturally part of the anatomy and none of it prevents future childbearing, urinary continence and it does not cause bowel problems. Again, doctors do NOT place stitches there unless it's a serious tear. It's very common for women to bleed for weeks after childbirth as their bodies heal from the trauma of stretching, tearing and shedding the placenta. Learn some stuff, it'll bring you out of all the fear.
wmayrhofer 18
good news is that pee has healing properties but you may want to get it stitched..