Today, my husband and I found out that our dog was pregnant. He now refuses to have kids with me for at least two years, because he wants to raise the puppies without any "distractions". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
Today, I'm three months pregnant. Hours after the father of my baby bought me a wedding ring, he decided to get drunk and tell me that he doesn't see himself with me for the rest of his life, and doesn't really want to get married. Oh and that he hates my dog. FML
Today, I was talking with my wife of five years, and I gave her a few hints about wanting kids. After our talk, she looked at me completely serious and said, "Yeah yeah, kids are great and all, but can't we just get you a dog?" FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I discovered that in the three days I left my 18-year-old son in charge, my dog had gotten pregnant. When I confronted my son about it, he stated, "I don't want the reputation of being a cock-blocker." FML
Today, my fiancé decided he wants a baby only because our dog is good, quiet, and falls asleep as soon as he starts to cradle her. He thinks a baby will be just like that. FML
Today, my wife isn't speaking to me and is considering separation because I got rid of the puppy she surprised me with for my birthday. She knows I hate dogs and I'm severely allergic to them, but thought it would be a happy case of "Dad later falls in love." FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I found out that the man I just married doesn't want to have children. We had this conversation multiple times with no problems before getting married, but now he would "rather die" than have children, because according to him, they would ruin his life. FML
Today, I announced to my fiance that I was pregnant with twins. He immediately called off the engagement, furious at me because we "agreed to only have one child". Sorry my embryo decided to split in two. FML
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Top comments
OhAidan 7
He's got his priorities set straight!
perdix 31
You don't want puppies around babies anyways. They make the human race look bad. While the little puppies are zipping around cute as hell, the baby doesn't have the neck strength to hold up its giant bulbous head. Most babies eventually surpass the dogs in intelligence, but early on, it's a blowout for the dogs.
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Comments (108)
txgirl2013 14
Aww. Congrats on the puppies! But maybe you can convince your husband otherwise if you want kids sooner?
TheDrifter 24
Or she can wait and see how he does with the puppies. Call it a golden opportunity to see if either of them need remedial parenting training.
gc327072 31
31 has a point, it'll be good practice with being patient. Also, 1, is that a fennec fox in your pic?
djinnsnme 19
At least OP knows that he may be a good father some day. He knows his priorities.
drewcat21 0
Doubt it. Sounds like he's just looking for a reason not to have kids yet.
txgirl2013 14
Yes it's a fennec fox :)
OhAidan 7
He's got his priorities set straight!
SoSoRachel 7
True, true...
StalkerChick 13
Look at it this way, he'll be an attentive father when your human babies get here ^_^
oj101 33
Yeah, at least the dogs will be extremely well looked after as opposed to the many in the shelter due to neglect. Practice perhaps?
heygirlie777 21
"He NEEDS to sort out his priorities!" Harry Potter reference anyone?
sonicgreg 12
54 This comment is almost as yseless as yours Tie dye einsteins take stop signs.
DoNotEnter 5
Fix your pets? No ugly surprises. I mean, puppies are adorable but caring for them is not. Good luck!!
metalhead4740 14
Caring for babies isn't exactly adorable either, don't you think?...
hatesfate 6
Planning and having a baby, which it seems the OP was trying to do, wouldn't exactly be a surprise but a conscious decision.
TurtleSmile 14
That's his only reasoning? Sounds like he doesn't want to have kids and is using this as an excuse.
gc327072 31
Yea, shouldn't it be the other way around?
Matt_greener 8
I kind of see his point having puppies and a baby would be awfully difficult. But you could raise and sell the puppies before the baby even arrives no?
unknown_user5566 27
I can see why that would be annoying, but it's not necessarily a bad idea. Do you really want puppies AND an infant at the same time? That would be a ton of work.
Sparks808 10
Considering a mother dog is pregnant for about 63 days, and puppies are ready to go to new homes in about 8-12 weeks, and human babies take 9 months to gestate.... I don't think taking care of both is a problem. Unless they're planning on keeping all of them. Seems to me this is just his excuse not to have a baby, so you might want to look into his real reasons, OP.
woainishamu 21
He cares for that bitch more than you?
sarkaar 30
He is terrified because he called her a crazy bitch.
perdix 31
You don't want puppies around babies anyways. They make the human race look bad. While the little puppies are zipping around cute as hell, the baby doesn't have the neck strength to hold up its giant bulbous head. Most babies eventually surpass the dogs in intelligence, but early on, it's a blowout for the dogs.
MissIconic 8
Puppies and babies get along great though ! You should just explain the benefits of having puppies, cause they'll make you happy while your pregnant ( when his not around ) and be the babies 'guard'/ bestfriend :)
unknown_user5566 27
Having a litter of puppies around (or even just one) while pregnant is likely to cause a lot of stress. Raising a puppy takes a lot of work. If they plan on keeping any of the puppies, I think OP is better off waiting to get pregnant to avoid being overwhelmed.
hatesfate 6
Puppies and babies do not go great together. An older dog and baby, possibly... Puppies are mouthy, unruly, and pee/poo everywhere. Not the best thing to have next to your infant.
aneurophobia 5
The term "best friend" consists of two words
maosquare 18
The ideal sentence should have a full stop.
hylandsurvivor 1
no shit?
GoddamnBatman 7
It´s actually a pretty good decision imo. Having puppies and a baby at the same time would consume a lot of both of your time.
ayzee_fml 8
Is this a repeat FML? I could have sworn I've read this before...