Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband, who rarely helps with big projects around the house, offered to help me with our mess of a backyard. An hour and a half into the project, and an hour and a half after he disappeared from the backyard, I found him mowing and edging the front. Our front yard was immaculate and didn't need mowed. FML
Today, I got super psyched up about a landscaping project my wife denied last year that she's finally game for, which will both fix a water leak into the house, and make our backyard look amazing. I took a week of PTO, then 20 minutes later my wife called to tell me a tree in our back yard fell over. We're also probably getting divorced. FML
Today, my husband was home past his usual departure time for work, so I pointedly asked if he would be late. He said he called out sick. I stared at him, wide-eyed in disbelief, as he said he "wanted to relax in the yard with a book." He's completely lost his mind. FML
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, I woke up and opened my curtains to see my gardener up a ladder in front of my window tending to the plants growing up the side of the wall. This would've been fine if his ballsack wasn't hanging out his shorts. FML
Today, I found out what my husband meant when he said he "accidentally installed an indoor pool" last night. FML
Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up with the plumber who had just installed new fixtures for our shower. I decided that I was going to be the first to break it in. I went to the bathroom, got undressed and went to start the water. The OTHER plumber was still in there. FML
Today, my husband popped out to the hotel gym while I jumped in the shower. After a while I heard a knock on the door. Thinking it was him, I cheekily opened the door in my naked glory to be greeted by the maid. I didn’t know do-not-disturb signs aren’t double sided. FML
Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML
Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML
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life_is_life 0
you stepped outside naked? LOL. well, dont worry i bet they enjoyed it.
Yeoman 0
haha thats awesome. Im sure they loved that job, and theyll be back ANYTIME.
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Comments (148)
the_boss_fml 0
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy chica
fillmyheart028 0
you stepped outside....nakey. ewww
thelonelylurker 0
Why would you... step outside naked? You... that's... no.
americayay 0
#27. Bit violent. And, however stupidly, she was assuming it was only her husband, which wouldn't really be indecent.
beebeeL 1
haha wow yea fyl , but kinda ydi a bit also 4 just randomely walking naked outisde even if its backyard . couldnt yu hear all those ppl ??
birdman8687 0
good job! why would you get undressed for a shower THEN let you dog out THEN walk outside to ask how the landscape is coming THEN go back inside for the shower? that makes no sense to get undressed and then do all of that then take your shower? have some common sense people
_HollieWould 0
lmaoo @ 14 awe that must have been embarassing for yu but funny on the crew's part i'm sure they won't mind coming back!
ceecee794 0
why would you go outside naked? don't you have neighbors?
scorpioserpent 1
YDI for stepping out of your house naked. Like wtf? I should hope you aren't in the suburbs where houses are all around and any neighbors looking out their windows can see...but I would still feel a bit weird going outside even in a rural area...oh well, YDI still.
karma_89812 0
she could live in vermont..it's perfectly legal to be nude outdoors in vermont, and actually not too uncommon...especially if you live in poultney (the college in town has a streaking team)